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    Wickets got loads. Jok
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    Well guys the time is close. I put my machine on EBay and it has only 1 day to run. Anyone on here interested. It's a 6.5 HP American behemoth. Forward, reverse and altered steering. Now's your chance. Jok.
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    No need for a rod licence then lol.jok.
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    There was a guy offering £15 per rabbit in our area. They were to be bagged and hung above his greyhounds to 'liven them up'. I agree with above. More than illegal. Jok.
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    Been following this thread and decided to get my trail cam out of cobwebs. What a twat I am. Had left the fckg batteries in since last October and , yes, blown. Right mess to sort out but happily up and running again in the chicken enclosure. Even the simple things in life need looking after. Jok.
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    Sky at. Sorry mate didn't mean to be rude on your thread. Jok.
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    Maybe best as a nightshirt for the grand daughter lol. Might be a good opening game for us especially down there. Craic will be good whatever happens. Once again have a good 6 Nations. Jok.
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    Eh up Walshie. Tried the same thing but not happening. ? Who's starting the 6 Nations wind up ??? got a brand new shirt to get out of the bag. Jok.
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    Going back to the original question. Pure black ferrets ?? Don't think so. Jok.
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    Yes mate. 3 jobs and 3 Jill's all with the same looks. Strange but true, hob and Jill parents do not have the same looks. Incidentally, these were bred by a good friend of mine. Jok.
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    Well guys. I'm guessing here but he looks very familiar. Only Gaz can confirm but I'd have a punt on that being one of mine from about 3 years ago.. Ain't he a big b*****d. Jok.
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    Navek. I hope gaz puts the pics up cause you are going to be very surprised. Jok.
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    Just contacted gaz and asked him to put pics up. Hopefully he does. Happy days. Jok.
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    Eh up Jetro. Couple of years back,(maybe more) gaz_1989 had a black hob from me. Was the blackest thing I ever saw and a big brute. I don't believe there is a true black but this lad came close. Check the archive. It's in there somewhere. I'll have a look as well. Jok.
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    Sorry. Should have said. Just been accepted to join the fishery that I mentioned. I'm chuffed to bits. We start from January 18th. Jok.
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    Nice one Matt. Recognise the location I think. Why don't you take me out for an hour or two ? Jok.
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    Just to re-enforce previous comments. I have just had a marquee blown into the next county and it had been anchored securely, or so I thought. My £2500 and your £17 sound very similar when you no longer have them. Just a thought. Jok.
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    That reminds me of some of the accommodation in Germany when I was pig shooting. Double glazed, heated, bar in the corner. Lol Never did see or hear a pig ffs. Looks good . Jok,
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    Eh up Arry. You can't be looking hard enough lol. Not only was I given one which, incidentally, is in full use up on the allotment, but have been offered at least 3 more for the sake of collection. Watch your local rag and all the usual social media adverts. I also see loads of unused greenhouses just driving through the local villages. I'm betting you will pick one up and all the gubernatorial that goes with it like butts, hoses, watering cans pots and trays etc. Just keep your eyes open pal. Jok.
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    Why take the risk for something so inconsequensual. Put twitch or similar into compost and all you are doing is adding to misery at a later date. As Above, burn the stuff. Double dig, get some good muck in and away you go. Jok.
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    Eh up Terry, dido and all the rest of the gang. Happy new Year. Just had a load of old cow muck dropped off so here we go again. I went down this morning for a mooch and things are ok. The Garlic is going strong as are the spring cabbage. You may remember I asked about setting pickling onion bulbs in earlier posts. Well. I reckon they may be shallots as all have split into 2/3 stalks. No drama as was only an experiment anyway. Took delivery of a shit load of Brewers hops which as you know by now, I think a lot of as soil conditioner. Other than that, Tony, world record holder for heaviest
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    Eh up Denbox. 2 problems. Lol. First, get the magpie and second the trap. Problem number 2 is the lingo these black and white b*****ds have from county to county again lol. Set your trap pal with some eggs in a makeshift nest in the trap and you might get lucky. You might also try a game bird carcasses bait. Whatever, welcome on board and good luck.jok.
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    Well guys and girls I'll be having a belter. I think you are a boring bunch of twats and as such introduce you to my Old Years Night companions. Lol incidentally, my grand daughter also wishes you all a happy new year but without all the hugs, kisses and faux Bon homie. Jok.
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    With cider Matt. ?. Happy New Year pal. Jok.
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    And a very Merry Christmas to you Nicholas. Everything you do is beyond good which I think everyone on here enjoys. Do you not think that if I grovell low enough, you would gift me a blade as a Present. Lol. I'd gladly pay the postage. Lol. Em. Joking of course. Jok.

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