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mel b

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  1. Top marks for perfect plate to food ratio. It looks delicious .
  2. Feck me that icecream looks good .
  3. Funny enough , I upset my mrs on Saturday, and she cooked me fairkal for tea
  4. Cheers mate. I'll have a look . Do you find it a decent lamp?.
  5. I see that up at my woodland in Wales. When the pheasant poults are taken to the release pens , it's not unusual to see 20 to 30 , red kites, buzzards , and ravens , all circling together. Its quite an impressive thing to see. Took these pics yesterday at my woodland. 3 great tit chicks, and 7 pied flycatcher chicks. I've got about a dozen nest boxes, all with chicks in . I intend putting more up for next year.
  6. Cheers Greg . I'd looked at those ones when I was having a mooch around the net . They look great , but some of the reviews( especially the leaking) had me a bit worried mate. The sad thing , is that I've come across loads of them over the years , but threw them away, as I never thought I'd need one .
  7. Morning lpd. Will that lamp of yours burn citronella oil ?. I'm looking for a storm lamp that'll burn citronella oil , to help keep the midges away , when I'm sitting outside at night in my woodland. They aren't too bad so far this year, but some years they're a nightmare.
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    I've often said that being a bummer would make life much simpler mack. You could have sex whenever you want to , because no bloke ever said no to sex. You could have the football on whenever you wanted to , because no bloke ever wanted to watch the sewing bee instead . You could have a beer whenever you wanted to , because no bloke ever said no to a beer. Yep , as long as you don't mind taking it up the chuffer from time to time , life would be much easier . I always wore a watch( i never had a very expensive one though), I lived my life by it . But the day that m
  9. mel b

    Temu

    Latent homosexuality . It's all that fruit you eat for breakfast .
  10. A politician speaking the truth . It'll never catch on y'know. Nigel farage is saying what every , right minded , and decent , person is thinking .
  11. A very similar thing happened to my mate on a holiday in Spain with the lads. He just completely vanished without a trace. They found him three days later in a brothel , coke coming out of his ears , and 9k lighter .
  12. Naked ?, or , fully clothed ? . Just asking for a mate .
  13. I wonder what my grandad would think about the world we live in today ?. Would he think that fighting, and giving his life in France was worth it ? , or would he just shake his head in disbelief?.
  14. You're definitely the sausage King .
  15. She might have been smiling while she said it , but she wasn't joking
  16. I can't help it if it's freakishly oversized , and women faint at the sight of it .
  17. Your Mrs would be so pissed , you'd need more than 12 security guards . Infact, I reckon chuck norris might bottle that one
  18. It's hard going isn't it . Sometimes you need to just sit and look at your work , and enjoy it. I've cleared about half a mile of trail up at our woodland. It was back breaking work . I've also levelled a small camping area . It sounds easy , until to have to move ten tons of stony earth by hand , then move it all back again so you keep the natural seed bed on top .
  19. You're living the life dude .
  20. Can you remember that we'll known hairy wrestling god " giant haystacks " ? , well fat sarah is a bit like him , only , fatter , sweatier , and not as pretty .
  21. For fecks sake don't do it
  22. Nnnnoooooo , don't feckin ask him
  23. That just seems wrong mack .
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