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mel b

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  1. mel b

    Turn Offs

    Yes but women prefer men that look like a tramp , and I'm not sweaty , I'm oozing testosterone like a thoroughbred stallion.
  2. mel b

    Turn Offs

    See , now there's a line that should never be crossed .
  3. mel b

    Turn Offs

    I never said I gave up hamsters did I ?.
  4. mel b

    Turn Offs

    Definitely not ......honest .
  5. mel b

    Turn Offs

    Gingers smell of wee . Great if you're into that incontinent old lady thing .
  6. mel b

    Turn Offs

    Boring women are my biggest turn off . I'd rather spend a night with a chunky monkey that I could have a laugh with , than a boring supermodel.
  7. You've sort of answered your own question there wilf. The court did care about what people think , and the wider consequences to communities . That's why they got so much jail time. I don't think that anyone on this thread has said that they shouldn't have the right to demonstrate , only that they shouldn't have the right to cause problems for others . I would support anyone's right to protest , even the lacs etc . But I certainly don't think that they have any right to trespass on private land , assault people , disrupt other perfectly legal activities , that good people have worke
  8. The harsh reality of constipation
  9. We've been really busy . We had to pickle four barrels of olives for your birthday .
  10. Don't tell him that , or it'll be your fault when he's in hospital with a slipped disc
  11. That's a top nosh right there .
  12. I don't think any right minded person would have any real issue with them protesting(i certainly never would) . It's the way that they were protesting, and the problems that it caused for other people that's the issue. Imagine that like many people in the country , you were living pay cheque to pay cheque ( as the Americans say), and you last shift of the week , was the shift that made the difference between eating , or going hungry. then the actions of the just stop oil protestors , meant you lost your pay for that day( and a lot of people probably did). That would be a very bi
  13. I'm all for the right to protest , as long as it does others no harm , but as soon as they start doing harm to other people , either physical or financial , then f**k em . Let them do their bird .
  14. Ya snooze ya lose . I'd waited for a couple of hours , thinking dido will probably be wanting to post this one
  15. Oh my God, that'll push him over the edge . I'm sure I can hear him putting on his bike clips, and getting his Raleigh chopper out of the shed , to come and have a word with you
  16. I look so scruffy , tramps offer me money to buy myself a sandwich
  17. mel b

    Lock picking

    We're you Hailey croppers fluffer ?.
  18. That looks fantastic mack , although I could only positively ID the olives and corn . Ignore ditchman . His haemorrhoids are playing up again , and he gets a bit touchy .
  19. Thats the trouble with me , I'm just too soft for my own good.
  20. Don't, you'll just confuse the befuddled old hamster rustler .
  21. Muntjac is my favourite deer meat to eat , and the neck makes a fantastic stew. I always think it tastes very much like a lamb stew.
  22. mel b

    Prepping

    I'm not what youd call a prepper, but for years now I've made sure that we have enough grub to see us through a month or two if things go tits up , with extra for family and friends that never do any forward planning , but would turn up expecting to be helped. And defense wouldn't be an issue. I started taking things a little more seriously after the financial crash in 2008. The country came very close to the wheels really coming off.
  23. I nodded of while I was standing on the door of a club . I'd been on the move for over 24 hours , I leaned back on the door frame for a minute , and the next thing was the other door lad nudging me , saying f***ing wake up .
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