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mel b

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  1. It's just a shame that they couldn't have walked him out of the court , and hung him on the spot . It was reported on the news that the cowardly piece of shite was crying when he got the guilty verdict . Here's a tip for the cowardly piece of filth . If you can't do your bird , then don't kill innocent children !.
  2. Liver and kidneys , with mushrooms fried in garlic butter , on wholemeal toast . From a deer that I shot yesterday.
  3. That looks like a really tidy feed ?.
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    BST

    Sorted ?.
  5. My Mrs had to stop selling abroad ( never had a problem with Ireland though). Customers would pay via PayPal, then either say that they hadn't received the goods(that had been signed for ) , or just claim that we'd scammed their PayPal account. PayPal would just refund them no questions asked . Sometimes they'd just go to their bank , and their bank would just snatch the money back from PayPal. Sometimes the scammers would say that they hadn't received the goods , so we'd send replacements , and then they go to PayPal or their bank. The best advice that PayPal or eBay could give , was
  6. Is this true ? , or just some made up Facebook type story ?.
  7. This is a question that I've been asking myself for the last couple of years , and I suspect, the lid is about to blow. I don't know what will spark it , but it seems like the world is on the edge .
  8. That's how a plate should look mate ?.
  9. I dumped it in my fox bait station ☹. With hindsight I wish I'd taken it to a taxidermist.
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    Weed ;)

    I don't know what that means either ?.
  11. mel b

    Weed ;)

    I've never been into weed , but I'm finding this thread really interesting ( even though I don't understand half of it).
  12. Something like this will be the catalyst that starts a very dark time in British history.
  13. It's a ladies front bottom. I'm far too polite to say fanny ?.
  14. No sir , you have an English man keeping the supply lines open . The cucumber issue is all down to Johnny foreigner.
  15. We're far too British for any cucumber in the clakka jokes ?.
  16. It's a bit like that time when we had bread shortages , so I had to have toast instead.
  17. This cucumber issue is no laughing matter . Have you even stopped for one moment to consider just what tragedies will befall the country if we have no cucumbers ?. Oh hang on , feck all , that's what'll happen , a big fat feck all. ?
  18. They'll have belonged to my great great great great grandfather. I come from a very long line of ginger smugglers and hamster breeders . The ginger would make its way from the Norfolk broads , to Tipton, via the canal network. Once it reached Tipton, teams of ginger workers would use lathes to turn ginger plugs of all sizes . Most of the ginger plugs were taken back to Norfolk for resale , but Wales also had a lively ginger Market. On a more serious note. I bought my good lady a metal detector a couple of years ago , but she still hasn't gotten around to using it.
  19. I wonder if any metal detectorist ever found your nipple ring that you lost while you were out dogging that time in 1974 ?.
  20. It's feet are backwards ?. Who would breed dogs like that ?.
  21. It just got dumped at my fox bait station with the others . With hindsight, I wish I'd had it done. I've just remembered that I shot a woodie that looked chequered last year as well , but I can't find a pic on my phone.
  22. I had this one last year . I've seen quite a few white woodpigeons over this way , and I see quite a few white magpies in the area that I work. I've just remembered that I shot a white fallow buck last year as well.
  23. In my quiet moments, when I sit and ponder things . Things like this make me realise, that the human race as we know it , is coming to an end .
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