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mel b

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  1. Woodland can be really relaxing , but , it can also be another full time job . It looks like you're doing a cracking job at your place . It's amazing how quickly Woodland regenerates . You blink and its changed. My Mrs is the main stick maker and leather worker ( she pyrographs the sticks) . I just carve the odd bowl , and make a few chopping/serving boards , and forge a viking knife(badly) when I'm in the mood. If you ever want a few , oak , rowan , Hazel, Holly, saplings . You're more than welcome to pop to my place and grab as many as you need ?.
  2. I did a knife making course at a guys woodland in Wales. He'd built his own cabin , with logs from his woodland ( he even forged his own 16" nails). The cabin was probably 15'x15' , and was absolutely stunning inside.
  3. You certainly do some graft in your woodland ?.
  4. It's very very unlikely, that you'll ever get permission to build a house on woodland ( it has been done though), but , Buying woodland isn't about building a house on it. You may get permission to , build a barn , build a tool store , build a shelter, build a composting toilet , and maybe even a log cabin. It's not actually permission, it's just permitted development regs. We have an old caravan on our woodland, that I would guess has been there since the 1980s . We gave it a refurb , inside and out , put in a solar panel and battery , and it's great ?.
  5. Nope , he'd be sat reading the news with a smug grin on his face , and messaging young women for naked pictures. I genuinely feel for people that have mental health issues, but in this instance, it appears that he's playing the mental health card , until the fuss dies down.
  6. On the face of it , it would appear that he isn't a nonce after all , he's just a dirty old man . It's nice of him to hide himself away from the shitstorm, and leave his Mrs to face it on her own. He might not be a criminal , but he's a piss poor excuse for a man.
  7. How funny would it be if a well established pride of lions turned up in a hidden valley in Wales, and neither of them was here to squabble like a pair of tarts over it ?.
  8. That's a proper plate of food ?
  9. That's almost art Arry ?.
  10. Just been thinking about this presenter business. Why aren't the police involved ? ?.
  11. I love my woodland. I'm happy to just sit on a log , and sharpen a stick ?.
  12. Fallow fillet . The burnt looking sprouts were roasted with parmesan , and were delicious.
  13. I didn't even know that they came in different colours ?.
  14. Cheers Arry . I never knew that such a thing existed.
  15. Please excuse my ignorance , but , what are the orange berries ?.
  16. It shames me to say it , but I've had mine out for less ?.
  17. Some top BBC presenter , supposedly paying for pics of a 17 year old boy/girl.
  18. I think I may have been undercut by paddy luke. He's going for the little pink acorn pics , but I'm going full on mouse dick ?
  19. Not a chance , I'm going for the full three inches ?.
  20. I wish you'd feck off , you're ruining my pension plan ?.
  21. To the member that just sent me an offer of 40p for a pic of my dick . Don't be such a cheapskate. I'm selling the pics for £1.00 per inch . Send me a fiver , and I'll send you the change?
  22. I'd have given anything at 17years old , to have sent a picture of my dick to an old perv that would give me 35k . To all those old pervs that might be reading this . It's not too late , send me the 35k and I'll send the pics ?.
  23. mel b

    On farm kill

    I'm not keen on the sound of those pancakes dude.
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