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  1. mel b
    To the member that just sent me an offer of 40p for a pic of my dick . Don't be such a cheapskate. I'm selling the pics for £1.00 per inch . Send me a fiver , and I'll send you the change?
  2. mel b
    I'd have given anything at 17years old , to have sent a picture of my dick to an old perv that would give me 35k . To all those old pervs that might be reading this . It's not too late , send me the 35k and I'll send the pics ?.
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    On farm kill

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    I'm not keen on the sound of those pancakes dude.
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    On farm kill

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    Did it in any way resemble normal meat again ?. It looks great in both pics ?.
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    How many?

    mel b replied to dytkos's topic in General Talk

    ???
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    How many?

    mel b replied to dytkos's topic in General Talk

    I've recently ( last year) started fishing again , and I really fancied it . It was that whole foxdropper and greyman thing that put me off . It might have put others off as well.?
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    On farm kill

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    I'd have a go at that. It looks like jerky .?
  8. mel b
    Glad to here you're OK mate . Here's to a swift recovery ?.
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  10. mel b
    I've been going through a sweetcorn phase for the last couple of years , and I absolutely love it . Before that , I only ever used it as fishing bait ?.
  11. mel b
    No jealousy from me dude . My integrity is worth much more to me than any amount of money. Using your dead fathers good name , in an attempt to decieve , is the behaviour of a scumbag.
  12. mel b
    Relatively wealthy people , behaving in a stereotypical manner . What they've done may not exactly be illegal, but theyre still f***ing scumbags.
  13. mel b
    Rabbit , bacon , and leek , pie. Simple but effective ?.
  14. mel b
    Now you're talking , I do like a breakfast pudding ???.
  15. mel b
    Them please try harder next time , and cover the offending gap with another egg , more bacon , and maybe an extra sausage or two ??.
  16. mel b
    I'm sorry bud , but it's just not a breakfast if you can still see plate ?
  17. mel b
    We don't feel like a very rich country at the moment( at my working class end of things anyway). The country feels damaged beyond repair.
  18. mel b
    They consume , but someone has to pay for their consumption. Surely we must arrive at a point when the consumption is greater than can be afforded , by the people that are paying for it.
  19. mel b
    Feck . It looks like I built it ?
  20. mel b
    Why do our governments want this ?. They must want this , because they do so little to stop it. Governments live off our taxes that are paid every week/month . These people will never pay taxes , so what do governments stand to gain ?. How long will it be , before we see another Adolf Hitler step forward ? , and be welcomed by the masses , of the countries that are being invaded .
  21. mel b
    That's how a breakfast should look ?.
  22. mel b

    Brave bloke

    mel b replied to keepdiggin's topic in General Talk

    In this country , the guy that was being attacked , would have been prosecuted for defending himself with a knife.
  23. mel b
    I used to like front loaders , until I had a nasty experience with a rather rotund young lady , when I got whiplash, a hernia , and almost lost an eye ?.
  24. mel b
    Yeah yeah . We all know what you sailors get up to ?.
  25. mel b
    I could just see myself wrestling around the bedroom with those chunky monkeys ?
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