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low plains drifter

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  1. I hear Black neck's been dry bummed all over, they had to shut the site down and salvage a realtree frock with the aid of crapanese led lamps
  2. Could be worse Could lose a finger and be left with tattoos of aldi and lid, or love and hat
  3. Luxury ! I've got to go out the back and chew the ice off the coalhouse roof to hydrate and warm myself up
  4. Pole dancers on every table ?
  5. That's the way Knee length wallopers Like wellies with drainage
  6. Flip flops as in Crocs, or flip flops as in keister hanging over waistband ten to two footed plebber ?
  7. Can you join if you're a horse rasp knife fettler ?
  8. I cannot imagine you having anything more dangerous than a pair of adjustable roller skates
  9. Call a third world country to solve a first world problem
  10. You mention this now ?, poor goldfinch has two topics of ratting requests on fieldsport opportunities without a reply
  11. Good stuff Collie John, your dog has much the same tactics as the coursing dogs, keeping the quarry where they want it, and giving them time to realise the rolling pin and pastry is knocking on their door
  12. Like aiming for the pink but potting the brown
  13. Just like the case of the Shetland pony being kept in the kitchen on the Eighteenth floor it wouldn't do to have a dozen bovans in the spare bedroom but you'd likely never go short of omelettes
  14. you're clocking up some head of game mate, you wanna get yourself a machine gun mickey and open up a soup kitchen
  15. Sounds like they've got their six p's in order
  16. They look like the ones I saw the other day in a wood, have you got them in the pan yet ?
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