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    Cryptic killer whales
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    Spurious Not kosher Boris
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    Blasphemer
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    Called out ?
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    That's racist
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    ? ? ? How's the loam ? Green manure time
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    So up I goes to the hatch like Name ? Gerry McCarthy He's looking at me though, over the specs like You're not Gerry McCarthy he says I am I says You're not he says I fuckun am I says I know Gerry McCarthy says he, and you're not him Yu fuckun eejit I says You'd think there's more than one Gerry McCarthy in the whole of fuckun Ireland I mean there's me father, me grandfather, my seven cousins called Gerry McCarthy, there's eighteen of us in the one area phone book He's still looking at me though Here give us me money I says, or
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    ? ?
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    That's the grandmother mate old ram jam plodding on
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    Could we ask for anymore ? Besides they're still trying to invent the wheel where Max comes from Not sure if decomposing heads are still being hurled at living room windows mind Talking of lunchboxes I recall my Darth Vader set
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    One morning whilst walking the dogs a hen blackbird come skimming past closely followed by a determined magpie who was followed by the cock blackbird who landed on a fence and started shrieking like feck, seen magpies giving the blackbirds some stick out the back aswell, Terry from Fife from across the way told me he didn't know what to do when he counted sixteen magpies down the path he usually salutes the one, but mustn't have wanted to look like he was having a seizure so carried on His way
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    It's a creamer
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    Art attack
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    Haircut be fuckt he could have ended up with a back crack and sack
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    Stick with me kid, I'll make you a star I don't know what out of, but I've got a few old cereal boxes lying about, and I recall Neil Buchanan on how to from way back when You know ?
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    Oh I say it's tough ! I have had enough ! Can you stop the cavalry ?
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    Tarka ?
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    I'm Spartacus ?
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    Greyhound ferret 800 plus years of careful breeding Kept by a select few
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    The dressed tripe gets bleached
  22. low plains drifter
    There's no mention of that
  23. low plains drifter
    Call up your momma say you're in love with the stripper YO !
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    This isn't a laughing matter Bosun You know ?
  25. low plains drifter
    Preparation for a dry bumming
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