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low plains drifter

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  1. That's why they revoked the right to roam from loch Lomond, the buggers were leaving camera film lying all over the gaff ?
  2. Any for sale, and were they Stihl or Husqvarna?
  3. I tell you what, just been over to Tesco there, and I'm farting just looking at the beetroot
  4. It looks archaic Is that a neolithic bump feed that pushes on? I reckon hand it in to the museum, and fork out for a mountfield
  5. Looks similar to one of the Stihl set ups, feed the line through one hole until the same amount is sticking out of both holes, then turn the head as arrows direct until the line is at the correct cutting length, or let the goat eat the grass
  6. That's last weeks news, old hat This is different
  7. As long as it's full grain, you'll be reet
  8. We're going through a transitional period, the instinct to hunt still burns strong in some of us, but the necessity isn't always there, say if a case has a yarking freezer full of chicken nuggets, turkey twizzlers, and crinkle cut oven chips, aswell as a crate of beans, and a tin of custard creams etc, there's a chance the said case isn't going to be hightailing it back to the hovel to disrobe the recently acquired Coney, and pull an onion from the plot. I believe an overly high blood sugar level can result in the overflow of banter sometimes building up to the suggestion of an offliner, and h
  9. That must have been a grueller, the hog is showing a distinctly narrowed waistline
  10. WHIPLASH Car crash I've got no cash Broken pelvis Call me Elvis Compensation claim I've got no brain Cutting shapes Like an ape Ask for more Give me your paw
  11. If you roll around clemmo in stinging nettles, dirty Sanchez styleeeeeeee before seeing your dogs, it'll take your mind off any allergy symptoms
  12. This is it! You'd evade suspicion, and no mistake towing a scissor lift behind the Subaru forester around the fen country track roads regardless of occupancy of sand slugs, hammerheads, and roll your owns, few paint rollers, and boiler suits slung in the footwell it'd be reet Wheel trim akimbo
  13. He probably thought the fox was a dromedary
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