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  1. low plains drifter
    He's a gentleman farmer these days, got no time for your strain of riff raff Our strain of riff raff ?
  2. low plains drifter
    Lara Croft was a Stirling Doris What are people calling baw stewie for ? ?
  3. low plains drifter
    Red faced and heaving sweats
  4. low plains drifter
    You should have kept your mouth shut, they would have thought you were a horse and let you out ?
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    We're not having that, are we ? ?
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    ?
  7. low plains drifter
    And what's with the claws, looks like the Freddy Krueger of whippets
  8. low plains drifter
    There's no excuse for baiting young grasshopper
  9. low plains drifter
    The most formidable of the teeth species ?
  10. low plains drifter
    Wasn't being chased by extremist trolls was it ?
  11. low plains drifter
    Looks like Stevie wonder's been cutting about with the trowel be fecked
  12. low plains drifter
    There's a place I know that sold reconditioned cutters, when I went to look at some the lad that does the servicing recommended buying a new mountfield, he said he couldn't compete anymore 150 sheets from b&q bought me a decent cutter, bit more for a self propelled one
  13. low plains drifter
    Have a look at mountfields mate
  14. low plains drifter
    Could get yourself along to wallsend whippet racing club, they race on a sunday
  15. low plains drifter
    That's the way sun on the back, and fifteen medallion steaks in the tank
  16. low plains drifter
    Ah !, The Chinese cliff Richard itchy fanny why we don't talk anymore
  17. low plains drifter
    That's the gadgie for the job right there, I'm telling you, eloquence and panache in spades ?
  18. low plains drifter
    What the fukcs going on, how come the peelers are protecting the dregs ?
  19. low plains drifter
    I can see it now, an endless queue of horny extremist trolls chomping at the bit to sky rocket jabba the huts back door off
  20. low plains drifter
    I hear that scrumpupy is probably the best
  21. low plains drifter
    Sounds sinister stuff is that aldis own make Carlsberg ??
  22. low plains drifter
    I'm tee total aswell apart from real ale, craft beer, Guinness, and the occasional lager or cider
  23. low plains drifter
    What about the bit with the bald eagle, always thought it was about buzzard size such is the scale of the place you know ?
  24. low plains drifter
    How was your bitch bred ?, We used to run a bobbery pack years ago, a lad used to bring his farm bred beardie greyhound the dog was like a steamroller used to be under the brambles with spaniel and terriers lol
  25. low plains drifter
    I'd have the tent pitched, fire lit, and pans on the go before you scaled the first hillock
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