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  1. low plains drifter
    Todays instalment Firecracker quarter pounder cheeseburgers Diced and fried potatoes Obligatory titanium spork
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    More burning, it's never ending
  3. low plains drifter
    You need to suck your lips through your teeth, then enjoy it with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti
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    You have to take their coats off as well as other things, not just tip them oot yer poachers pocket into a baguette atop a bed o spaghetti hoops You know?
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    I'd like to restock some land with hares, but I'd rather net them then relocate, but I reckon any opportunity to put something back would be a good thing, whether captive bred or otherwise
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    What makes you say that kidder?
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    Oh where have you been Lord Black Neck my son? Where have you been my Bonny young man I've been out lamping mother I've been out lamping mother Make my bed soon, for I'm sick to my heart And I fain would lie down And where are your lurchers Lord Black neck my son Where are your lurchers my bonny young man They swelled, and died mother They swelled and died mother Make my bed soon for I'm sick to my heart, and I fain would lie down What had they been chewing Lord Black neck my son what had they been chewing my bonny young man
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    4 Michelin wheels
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    Blazing saddles chilli beef with rump steak flat mushrooms, jacket potato and mature cheddar
  12. low plains drifter
    As flat as a witch's tit
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    The one and only
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    This is the life, monsoon or not lol
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    Well, I'm sure the residents of the rookery will breathe a sigh of relief to hear this mate
  16. low plains drifter
    Has anything been mentioned about any restrictions to going out to work without being vaccinated
  17. low plains drifter
    Did that egg require payment to an honesty box?
  18. low plains drifter
    Is that a Gressingham duck?, I'm waiting for a Dutch oven gonna make a behemoth of a dinner I'm fuckun starving
  19. low plains drifter
    That's good to hear mate, I was up on Saturday for a couple of hours from about 8 pm, walk along the river side give the dogs a swim and it was still too hot lol
  20. low plains drifter
    This reminds me, after work yesterday I stopped off at some local shops, as I caught sight of my reflection in the full length windows I thought I'd entered the house of fun
  21. low plains drifter
    Ratbo - first wank
  22. low plains drifter
    Out here we is stoned ?
  23. low plains drifter
    Bin all that powder jobby lively, and get fresh eggs down you
  24. low plains drifter
    March you say? They should be able to trim down to super super heavyweight by then
  25. low plains drifter
    Sounds like a helicopter flying around the place lol
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