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low plains drifter

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  1. Brash clearing and burning, and some birch left to season for the fire
  2. Guys, guys, look at my power fried omelette, looks like Rocky Dennis
  3. Tell them to jam their tent up their keister, and get dpd to hightail it round lively with hammocks and tarps galore, paracord 500 metres of goodwill buckshee
  4. These hammocks are the shit, I've been using this one since last autumn, all through the winter, I'd recommend them for anyone camping in woodland/ forestry
  5. Smacked off your tits, like Jim Bowen on Bullseye Settle down Settle in Alright Sandra take your time There's no rush son
  6. Thought you meant a strawberry fruit ice on the inside, lime fruit ice, and pineapple ice cream on the outside, originally the tangle twister launched in 1982
  7. That's the prototype of the Aldi trailcam, and no mistake, just clatter it with a big stick You'll be reet ?
  8. Have you tried any of the tools from goods Japan Jeemes?
  9. Rothbury's nice mate, I'm up there regularly, nice Riverside walk, and Simonside hills, and Cragside house with its gargantuan trees I sound like a feckin travel agent here lol, hope you enjoy it anyway
  10. He's the fenland forager, he'll have bulked up on watercress humpback pies
  11. That's right Darren from terrington st Clement, revered countrywide, the fenland forager
  12. Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage
  13. Good to see you on border lad, keep plodding on mate
  14. Holy island, Bamburugh, and Dunstanburgh castles on the coast, inland Chillingham castle and the Cheviot hills Wooler Town etc worth a look if you get that far up the country
  15. I'm getting E.T. perched on the handlebars of a BMX
  16. Sounds like a duel twixt the Gypsy King Vs The Bronze Dosser ?
  17. Fuckun hell!, £4.85 for four scabby cans of Fosters, where did you get them Harrods?
  18. Anytime mate, I'm only a triple jump,hurdle, and pole vault in dungarees and Crocs up the road from where Billy, and Pud stay
  19. I'm bringing a chip pan up, gonna fill it three quarters with beef dripping
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