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low plains drifter

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  1. Is he going on an Eddie Hall in budget form diet? ?
  2. Do you ever use wood to make the scales, or is the synthetic stuff more suitable, and what are these blades Skinners?
  3. Old school, get some pie fillings with him mate The canals and the bridges, the embankments and cuts They blasted and dug with their sweat and their guts They never drank water but whiskey by pints And the shanty towns rang with their songs and their fights
  4. Get yourself a carbon monoxide detector, they only cost coppers people use them in the winter hot tents
  5. Sorry to hear that mate, aye probably ran into a stick, a thorn hedge can be fatal as well
  6. You were lucky We could only dream about bread knife
  7. There's an owl that goes off in the afternoon during daylight hours up at the woods, heard a few times now Is that a onesie?
  8. Ah yes indeed, lashings of liquor on a Saturday be Fukced
  9. Isn't the 20 grander an asking price Jig?
  10. I remember the old brasher fleece jackets were made from recycled plastic bottles Did anybody have a brasher fleece I reckon they would go with a cockapoo I wouldn't mind a cockapoo Wouldn't you like a cockapoo too?
  11. Just hung like a giraffe on roller blades
  12. The girls go mad for an ugly fucka with a wallet
  13. I remember a documentary where a group of lads along with the chief or some elder come to spend time with a couple of family's in the UK, they were from the island of Tanna Anyway one day as they were being driven the elder asked in his native language one of the young fellas why were some people sitting out on the streets, when he learned they were homeless he was that upset he asked to be taken back to the place they were staying Money is rare where they come from, he couldn't understand how a country as wealthy as this could have people without a home, and said if somebody didn'
  14. Everything is money mate Buy endless worthless material possessions, and this seasons must haves Buy weight loss Buy surgeons scalpel good looks etc I mean if they just went out for plenty of exercise and fresh air they could acquire and maintain it all buck shee, like me
  15. I've got an experiment for you, should you choose to accept this mission, here goes Take yourself to a ragamuffin establishment and proceed to eyeball the yokels whilst making sheep noises The intention being to provoke the reaction of - "Do you want a fuckun slamming or what butt?" Report back if still intact
  16. No question mate, I only sup the one crate these days
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