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    Say fuckun what?, that's not the place down the dales where they put the Christmas decorations up in summer as well as winter because there's nothing else to do is it? Cannot remember what the place is called, one of the old hillwalkers was telling me about it lol
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    What tosspot talks to you like that blad?
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    That's the way, wholefoods Whole family size steak and mushroom pie Whole black forest gateaux Whole Gallon of red wine You know the dance
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    Every morning whilst cleaning the lake out
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    Well, when I say cow pats they were only pelts from roadkill hedgehogs but they were cow pats to us
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    Well when I say skin, it were only dry crust off cow pats, but it were skin to us
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    Well, when I say opinel, it was just a lump of discarded corrugated iron covered in asbestos, but it was opinel to us
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    You were lucky, we had to skin ourselves with a rusty opinel to make a jacket
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    We're knacker deep in Noahs around here, it's like Ark central at rush hour ?
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    You must hold the record for world's strongest grip, holding that gas canister between finger and thumb like it's a bag of candy floss
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    Scrape the bark off the bottom couple of inches, I've dipped half of these in rooting powder to see if there's any difference Put the last lot in plant pots, and most of them rooted
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    Couple of dozen Field Maple cuttings, hopefully a few take root to be transplanted later
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    My old mate who I used to do the allotment with Gav RIP told me of a time he was visiting a person he knew, and as they sat around the dining table a rat came in and jumped up on the table, and she pushed it aside, I know we've lived alongside them in close proximity and they're very personable, apparently they've got the IQ of a 7 year old human, I reside in a dilapidated property, Paul next door had the rapid response, fire brigade, and soy boy pizza slice police out courtesy of including a pressurised canister on his garden fire thus inciting a resident into reporting an explosion akin to a
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    Thank you
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    That's high level work mate Always liked the Vic G, and Mick C work Have you got any plans to start up full time?
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    Joseph carter the mink man, he gets on here, he picks rats up as natural as you like, hands down holes the lot, watched a few of his vids, he's a naturalist, cracking fella
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    Good to try to keep that racy light footed type though, seen a few too many cloddy looking types
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    Would your cat set about an adult rat?
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    What Deerhound blood does your pup have mate, I used to run a first cross out of Thorn (shenval Isidore) in the mid 90's always liked them he was 30 TTS and had eyes like a great white shark, the black dog used to look right through you lol
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    Well he's not gonna be British, and born in Calcutta is he you stupid looking c**t?
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    Chicken chow mein The next generation
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    I hear the Gorbals has had a lick of paint
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