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Malt

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  1. Went to a farm looking for ferreting permission once, farmers mrs told us at the front door they could do with someone to sort the foxes out because they were coming into the sheds after the afterbirths when her cows were calfing. She reckoned the foxes weren't a danger to the calves themselves, but the cows were going mental in the stalls and endangering them that way. The lad driving said he'd come back with his guns and have a go for her if she liked, and left his number. Anyway, she took the number and we left. Seen her husband on the way back up the farm track and told him we'd jus
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    New Recruit

    Congratulations matey!
  3. Its like the wagon wheel myth, when you get older everything was bigger and further away years ago!
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    Long Time ..

    Aye the photobucket app is what I use from my phone. Welcome back!
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    Hot Tubs

    Is that you with a load of the natives Chris?
  6. Excellent, thanks to the lads who made the effort to get them up on here!
  7. It was a huge industry at its peak. I'd recommend anyone with an interest of the history of it all to read Moby Dick. It's one of the best books I've ever read, and due to Melville's experiences working on a whaling boat, taken as pretty much the most historically accurate description of whaling from his time.
  8. Always wanted to pass my bike test, it's still something I've yet to do at 37.. One branch of my family are bike daft, they've had all sorts over the years. my uncles new toy:
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    Chainsaw

    Chopping trees down.. Few weeks in the sticks and he's already worried about a zombie apocalypse..
  10. I knew the old 'voting with their feet' line would be along at some point! I should have put my money on it instead of the fecking donkey I backed in the national yesterday!
  11. Just send pictures of them to Bird and he'll tell you exactly how much they weigh and you'll be able to save yourself a few euros..
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    Shite On Tv

    Fookin hell Jim,youve taken to the water with your navigation skills and a 6mph speed limit,I reckon I will be giving you a bacon butty ,on the Bridgewater Canal,early May He'll probably end up on the Suez canal at some point! ????nae doot far ever that is ??Egypt!
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    Shite On Tv

    Fookin hell Jim,youve taken to the water with your navigation skills and a 6mph speed limit,I reckon I will be giving you a bacon butty ,on the Bridgewater Canal,early May He'll probably end up on the Suez canal at some point!
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    Shite On Tv

    Jim, see that big wheel boat lift thingy they got there? Cost a lot of money, stay away from it FFS!
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    Bugs

    Sound like pollen beetles Jim. Had them on my runner beans a few years back. Have you got any fields with rape growing round where you are? You could try giving them a spray with some bug killer from the garden centre.
  16. Can't beat a bit of amplexus this time of year!
  17. Any sort of soft tissue is going to have a high water content. Ever heard that a human body is over 70% water? You been up those bloody mountains too long, get to a lower altitude an get some oxygen back into your system!
  18. I know they are ya shrunken twat, all I said was my nan done similar with welsh cakes..
  19. Reminds me of my nan, she had to knock up a batch of sultana free welshcakes for my auntie for exactly the same reason!
  20. I'm still waiting for last winters frosts, thats two bloody years in a row now!
  21. Just get your mum to put a few ton of spuds in the ground to go with it!
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