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Everything posted by Malt

  1. Facebook mostly, and in drunken stupors now and again!
  2. Good to see the usual bollocks is still being spouted here. Comforting, almost..
  3. Amazing driver, far too young. RIP
  4. Fixed it for ya pal..
  5. Slim to none I'm afraid pal!
  6. She said cheers for the compliment!
  7. Cheers pal, still kickin'!
  8. Great idea sticking them in a village full of elderly folk and retired people. Poor sods haven't had much kip since they've been in there. You couldn't have picked a worse place.
  9. Yeah all good mate, cheers! Been a bit mental here like everywhere else, but I'm brewing enough beer wine and cider to cope with it all!
  10. Does that hound retrieve bass live to hand Kev?
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    Thats the way pal, nowt better for young ferrets than being handled by kids to get em nice and calm! The two I've got here are coming, the play nips aren't drawing blood any more!
  12. Hope you find good homes for them Dixy..
  13. I've missed the stink, not sure I've missed the nip training though.
  14. At least you're including your own lot in the retarded bracket mate!
  15. Shit, was that 12 years ago? Yeah I can remember you telling me about your troubles, you were still laughing about it all though!
  16. Remind you of those 'small" ferrets you had off me all those years ago mate?
  17. That's the impression I'm getting mate. Some technicality with the wording on the current licences. They will be reissued with different wording shortly that will stand up to legal challenges like the current one?
  18. If only Scotland could close a match out! Some finish to the tournament! Amazing second half performace! Cardiff today!
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    This is all playing right into the hands of the EU.. They want it to be seen that trying to leave the club is painful and almost nigh on impossible.. There are already lots of small deals in place should we leave under a no deal scenario that will ensure its 'business as usual' that have been made under the radar.. Whats going on in parliament right now is nothing more than a carefully orchestrated pantomine being played out for the masses..
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    Didn't know you were a geek?
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    They want to be careful.. Tonights vote is open to amendments, if an MP can fillibuster and sink a vote aimed at making taking photos up womens skirts illegal, surely someone's got the bollocks to stand up and do the same tonight?
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    The UK is the sole reason it hasn't happened yet. Once we're out of the equation 'United States of the EU' is the next step, complete with a unified armed force.. Not that I think we'll be out of the equation any time soon reading the news just now..
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    My grandad had it as well mate. Quite advanced when he got it operated on, but he recovered. Died at 77 of a heart attack while pottering about in his garden in the end.
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    Been there myself recently and all lads. Felt like a tightness down there, like I was constantly holding onto a piss kind of thing and couldn't relax it properly. Turns out it was prostatitis after an examination, fortnights worth of pills and she was good to go again. Feared the worst because I have a family history of prostate cancer. Its not always the worst case scenario lads, but get it checked out none the less..
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