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  1. If someone set it up I would have a go,but my gonads are only the size of dried peas But made of titanium obviously Mac ...?
  2. Id have rather had three points against Brighton ...not least to shut the cnut up at the bottom of my track who took to waving and holding up three fingers the short arsed twat ...best I can do is stick up two ..?
  3. Didn’t a fella die trying that a few years ago ...takes some testicles to have a go for sure ..
  4. Got to be more agg taking it down and transporting than it’s worth mate , I’d wipe my mouth and not get to generous next time , if your going halves with someone it’s money up front .. Will the people your selling to not be slightly pissed of if you have nicked the fence !
  5. Eat him , wellies and all ..bet some fcuker nicked his boots ...
  6. Decking is a boon for the rat population especially if there’s a readily available food supply ..my daughters place had an on going problem because the old girl next door was like the Red Cross dishing out food parcels to everything that walked talked flyed or cried ...you name it the dopey old bird feed it ..once she moved the problem stoped ..
  7. Yep she a cracker all right , congratulations to you both ..
  8. Bilic might be free soon ??
  9. Nice result unless your a squirrel or woody ...hope your slurry tank heals U .. ?.... ?
  10. Brought a smile to my wife's face ...And made me laugh ..?
  11. sussex

    Close Call

    The Trust will be well rid of the anti's , This was a well orchestrated atemp by the anti hunt brigade to bully the Trust into a ban on hunting that would then have turned into a complete ban on shooting which is in its self struggling with some parts of the Trust anyway ..best thing they can do is fcuk off ..
  12. See the title thought you had been out ferreting and got attacked , I was just having a look round for some bino's and loose change ...? I blame Brexit , never heard doors just breaking before it ...
  13. I've only got one dog to feed now , and all the ones I've tried salvaging are just a bloody great bruise mate , I end up with a pile of snot , skin and bone that by the time I spend disposing of it it's just not worth the agg ..Mates who say they'll have them only ever take the one ..they soon realise by the time they gralloch skin and butcher and then get rid of all the bits left over ( gralloch, skin, head, feet bone and jellyfied flesh) it really isn't worth the effort ....I probably have eight to ten a year that I take home that the council then pick up for incineration..
  14. There's about forty people on the scheme , every one does a radius from there house , mine is ten miles , so every thing just about overlaps to give cover especially in the black spots ( 200+deer related RTA's ) around the Ashdown forest . You can go weeks and weeks without a call then do two in day ..busy time is when the youngsters start moving and now with the rut on , saying that it's been quite so far ..
  15. John Wayne ?? ....no I can't have that mate , how about swapping Wayne for Hilary & Bill Clinton ? Sort of 2 for 1 swap ?
  16. Oh and Tom Watson ....
  17. I know they've been mentioned but Blair , Mandleson and Vaz are dripping in sleaze , following them must be like following the trail of a slug , sleeze slime ....?
  18. I use the atec maxim on my T3 ..well pleased with it ...
  19. . I make my own fatballs when I have the time but I don't put whole seeds,when the seed's a covered in fat it's hard for them to get a grip on them I blend up a mixture of seeds then add porridge and other bit's and pieces' then roll them unto big balls What binds it together P ? The lard pal. Gotcha ..I'll give that a go later ..??
  20. . I make my own fatballs when I have the time but I don't put whole seeds,when the seed's a covered in fat it's hard for them to get a grip on them I blend up a mixture of seeds then add porridge and other bit's and pieces' then roll them unto big balls What binds it together P ?
  21. That's for me , hopefully you bought me one , sealed in a bag and it's winging its way down ..??? Sunday lunch this week is pork belly at The Elm chiddingly ..
  22. We used to put out the fat balls but ended up making our own with the cheapest lard and a seed mixture , a pack of lard makes two or three big tubs ( margarine ) just melt the lard mix in the seed , put in tubs , cool in fridge ..either empty on table when set or leave in the tub ..peanuts , mixed seed and niger seed pull in loads of goldies , tits , green finches , chaff finches , greater spotted woodpeckers , nuthatches , every now and then we get a little flock of long tailed tits and all the usual garden stuff ..All corvids and grey bushy tailed rats are banned and if I can get the bedroom
  23. No, no.....your life is much better than at anytime in the past and the state is doing you proud.........I have a survey (commissioned funnily enough by the state) to prove it!!.......probably ! LolShould that not be " allegedly " , not that it makes a jot of difference , my life won't change for the better till I find the fcuking ticket office for the gravy train ...tried all the major train stations but drew a blank , the little fcuker is out there somewhere it's just a case of finding it ...??
  24. There is a ailment in Westminster , seems it is contracted when people get a bit of power and easy access to public funding , it's called pigandtrough syndrome ...no known cure has been found and all funding to find a cure has been diverted to the off white gay lesbian can't make up my mind refugee's sharia for England society, so don't expect any change soon or ring the old bill cause they haven't got time to mess about looking at thieving in high places while on red alert looking for hate crimes ...?
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