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  1. onion jonny
    do you think they soak their hands in petril
  2. onion jonny
    scotland still has a ban on some working dogs, terriers can not be docked but working springers ,cockers and such like can.
  3. onion jonny
    could that be whats ment by a full english breakfast
  4. onion jonny
    unforgivable kay, now if you need help getting anything else off your chest just ask.
  5. onion jonny
    must of been invite only, wee albert fox their as well.
  6. onion jonny
    he seems quite a head strong animal.
  7. onion jonny
    is it just russell bitches
  8. onion jonny
    mrgregors no a fanny cos a fanny's a useful thing
  9. onion jonny
    when your good your good, when your great your me.
  10. onion jonny
    cagney never said (you dirty rat) just like bogart never said (play it again sam)
  11. onion jonny
    i wouldnt get my hopes up for exiting the euro union anytime soon, libs are demanding a second ref and the snp are going to put 50 ammendments so no matter what this has a long way to run and could eventually be brought back for another vote a bit like the irish, after all their are a fair few of the goverment remain voters.
  12. onion jonny
    just to avoid the extra bedroom tax
  13. onion jonny
    the antibiotic is for any secondary infection the hibi scrubb is to clean and treat any infection around the area and the strong hold is for killing the sarcopties mite sometimes called fox mite as this is the mange that they get and is highly contagious.
  14. onion jonny
    put a pic of your mother in law in the local paper and say thats how the line turns out, you shouldnt have to much to bother about after that.
  15. onion jonny
    her old man owns you, you ask for a wage rise he says no he tells his mrs to show a bit more cleavage and you drooling sods forget about the money and run round doing more , thats why he is the boss and thats why he has her and his bit of fluff and thats why your tongue is stuck to the floor.
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    Edingburgh

    onion jonny replied to a topic in General Talk

    when your going to glasgow from edinburgh get the train and get off at airdrie ill take you to some class joints where we wipe the neck of the bottle before we have a wee swally of the buckie and remember and bring an old penny to stick up her little flower and if it disnae turn green your on tae a ride before you get back on the train to glesgae
  17. onion jonny
    why would she want someone who has less balls than her hubby, after all he asked her thats why she's his woman plus you dont want to lose your job so looks like he's got all the aces infact looks like he owns you.
  18. onion jonny
    having an interesting season out plenty and the dogs are going well but they belong to my digging buddies, two of them bred by a man on here, the bitch i have has not made the grade but i'm still having a good season.
  19. onion jonny
    ffs
  20. onion jonny
    my old girl used to say i was very careless.
  21. onion jonny
    at seven i fell 20ft from a building breaking my arm and knocking myself out, at 32 i was in a head on crash i was driving a 16ton truck the other lad was driving a volkeswagon van he was killed i had cuts and bruises, at 52 i had a heart attack was admitted to hospital where i was in intensive care i had another four in the following three days two weeks later i had a triple bypass at 57 i had a small stroke and lost the movement on my right side withing 24hrs i had regained all movement, at 60 i was in a hilux rear seat when it hit a bankment and flipt over a couple of times the driver is a
  22. onion jonny
    all you lads that dont like the present writers should send in articles on your days out then you cant complain as it would be full of well written and exciting days, articles of marathon courses and epic digs and they would all be true, of course they would as the lads on here wouldnt add bits on or miss bits out .....would they ?
  23. onion jonny
    good game and the gers played well at times but celtic had the better team, its not the hoops that gers need to worry about its the st johnstones and ross counties that could cost you a place in europe, when you think the gers are 19 points behind celtic who have played a game less but the gers are 18 points in front of partick who have played the same number of games it shows you closer to them than celtic, perhaps some good buys or loans in jan will help secure second place, but will warbs be given any funds as after getting barton and senderos will he be trusted.
  24. onion jonny
    what half have you eaten top or bottom as i'm sure it will effect any offers you may have.
  25. onion jonny
    ive sent him one neil asking what the feck youve got to do to get a woman twelve years younger as me and mine are getting on a bit.
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