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iworkwhippets

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  1. Tried em, load of shite ,all the vitamins you need are in ya grub, mainly a stonking greyt fry up, ,, I'm still standing
  2. I've always had you down as a wanker
  3. 20 pull ups, eh, I do.more than that getting out mi pit
  4. Eh, I said eh, seaGURLS. , you jumped up never come down ,imbecile
  5. Hello, now look it's no good me getting popcorn fer tonight, I'm short on teeth, can you kind peeps recomened summat soft fer me to suck.on be gentle with me now
  6. I'm getting extremely annoyed n angry having to keep repeating missen, but once again , ITS TO LATE, there's folks even on this forum, afraid of the covid needle, neh mind get out there n face violence
  7. Look bangers owd lad, have you seen what these poor boat lads go through to get here eh, up to buttocks and beyond in turd infested seas, these allotments would make cracking abodes for em , yes, eh, I'd be a damn good member of the Labour party I would , I've a good mind suggest it to our Raynor, that's if she hasn't already thowt of it , what's thow think eh
  8. As said many times, It's to late, they are already here to stay , civil war or not, it won't deter, or even bother them , very different mindset than us Englanders
  9. More than 25, 000 gentlemen arrived on our shores this year, eh, all given £49 each, , and the rest , owd blighty, owd blighted
  10. Stop talking silly buggers , send the lot back, Britain would come to a grinding halt, face it, our once green n pleasant land as I once new it, face facts, we let em.in is fcuked
  11. Only thing pure salukis are good at, is prancing around a show ring , wi Gladys
  12. Hey up Dave was just thinking about him, hope he's ok, thanks for letting us know
  13. Missing fer getting on two weeks, how come if you don't mind me asking it's took so long to be put up on here,, anyhow hope he's found soon, he's a dog man, one of us.and like Mel b, I'm.willing to put my hand in my pocket if need be
  14. Hello there sit on here all day long saddos, now then , in response to your replies, Heres mine, Go fcuk a Tibetan yak
  15. No two weeks actually come November, I've been invited with several others to go there , my question is, I believe there's trouble there at the moment, will the tais be safe from me, eh
  16. Cheers up lads , just get thissen down Poundland fer a couple of prayer mats, special offer two fer 3 quid,
  17. There's nowt like a good belly laugh, better than any tonic, public go hardball, eh, that's what I like , a comedian, go hardball [BANNED TEXT] like folks on here, stop it please, never happen, just vent ya miseries on here, and it stops here
  18. Look, if anyone's getting there back up it's me am I on another planet or what, there's rucks of em already here, tent cities , hotels motels , Ang on, there's a couple of the buggers pitching a tent outside my flat ,
  19. Lol, all this nastiness n name calling, I love it I do, but ang on a mo, you won't get that sort of language from me, f**k mop ya sad load of sitting on here all day moaning barstewards, I'm still standing
  20. Hello there Daniel, now I don't have any bother in bending down do up my shoe laces, It's getting back up again , but, I'm still standing
  21. Spain, a much better team, no football match should be won on penalties,
  22. Hellooo there all ye masturbators, absolute filth, I'm an OAP and get accosted quite often, disgusting I say, even last night I was flicking through the channels on TV, I clicked on ,674, by error, what did I see naked ladies eh, I wouldn't mind but some of em AV been around effin yonks
  23. Load of shite, I make better noises in my sleep , I'm still standing, get a life FFS todays news, tomorrow my fish n chips wrapper , n sloppits , innit 🥷🥷🥷
  24. George Formby on his uke, Grandads flannelette nightshirt , eh
  25. Eh, not this lad, sea fishing come weekend, Im still standin,
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