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iworkwhippets

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  1. Nowt to do with pelts, those dogs are useless, they should have despatched that critter once they had hold of it, it's cruelty in my eyes
  2. 3 dogs give it a mauling, yet the poor bugger manages to run off several rimes, and even fight back, dogs were reluctant to get stuck in poor bugger deserved its freedom
  3. Bit windy missen now, I think it's the bottle of coke I bought to swill down my pizza
  4. Eh a pensioner, how old are you, fcuk a lie in,.I've an early full monty to look forward to
  5. Giving it some humpy here , I've not long bin back from.dominos we a pizza, I was nearly lifted off my feet, but I managed to keep hold of my pizza
  6. im listening to my stomach rumbling , cos ive got a shed load of mckellar watts, sizzling in the oven,
  7. Assisted an old lad up the hospital this morning, he's got a bad infection, fcuk me me when we got there what a shambles, absolutely heaving WI bodies, 5hr waiting list, there was this chap at the entrance in cuffs we a couple of police officers standing.over him he was kicking off , eh what a state this country is is in, I came away I couldn't wait 5 hrs, poor owd lad is still there
  8. Good lad he was, I miss him, hope he's doing ok
  9. derry lad has a pup going, nice pup , but hes in ireland , its a white pup
  10. Wall to wall blue skies here in stanway, has been for the last couple of days , but bloody cold
  11. Did you get to purchase that coat
  12. I shall be seeking the LORD nelson tavern at lunch tomorrow , thank you
  13. certainly does my friend, brings back happy memories , nice dog you have to, we a good coat,
  14. nice one pal, i could just do we a dose of that
  15. disease x francie, i heard that mentioned whilst i was in hospital
  16. and from me daniel, all the best to you and your wife
  17. you would be surprised the folks walking about we high blood pressure, i had to go have some stitches removed at my doctors tuther week.they insist o a blood pressure check, mine was 197 over summat cant remember what, how long has it been that high nurse says, buggered if i know
  18. am i just glad i was born in 1944, when britain was truly great, and i have great memories of those days, now, i dont like fer 1 minute the world is going, sorry gone, nowt but more trouble looms now, inflation fcuk me terror attacks i put the tv on in the mornings fer a bit of company, gloom n doom on all channels
  19. before you go home keith asked the nurse, have you passed water or moved ya bowels today, well i replied ive passed water, but i dont normally have a bowel movement till mid day, what colour are your stools, eh i dunno im not i the habit of looking down the pan
  20. lol im not joking macky lad, ive always had a good appetite, spud more than a pig thats me, all the wrong stuff, buts to late do owt about it now , ive just put away 4 jam doughnuts from sainsburys a gift from elspeth upstairs
  21. your not even allowed to lift a kettle when you go home keith, climb stairs, no housework no no shopping, eh, i live alone , i will never give up
  22. i was in a mixed ward, they put you were there is a bed, no dignity these day believe u me, there was this owd chap nect bed to me, triple heart bypas or summat, he buzzed fer a nurse to help in on the commode, he couldnt wait any longer, i helped hiim, drew his curtains , DIGNITY
  23. hey up lads they kicked me out early this morning, and its good to be home, and i arrived home in a reet stonking snow blizzard, what a time ive had, i only encountered 1 white english nurse, afore i got my discharge letter this morning, i asked a male nurse fer a cup of tea afore i go , his reply, you want to go to sleep, noooooo i says a cup of tea, his reply you want a pee, nooooooooooooooo a cup of tea, i just give up, fcuk came home and put kettle on, im not being ungreatfull they looked after me, and before the op i couldnt breathe properly or swallow, but now greggs here i com
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