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iworkwhippets

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  1. What have I told you about sniffing bird droppings
  2. Apart from me our mitre, your the only one that talks sense on here
  3. How did I get on, absolutely enjoyed missen in great company, I didn't get home till turned 4, cracking dogs o thought my days in the field was over, not so i.get my share of the nights outing, when it's been gralloched , out in the wilds of Essex, doing what's in my blood n.veins I want fer nowt else
  4. Had phone call this afternoon from farmer, am I up for going out tonight, , to.right I am, I look forward to Thursday nights, don't bother coming down to the farm, he says, me n my brother will.pick you up around 10 pm.,I haven't met his brother, but I believe he has an alsation.cross grey greyhound
  5. Seeing as how you've had no replies from the know alls, on here , why don't you email the woman, I'm.sure you would get an.answer if not a knock on the door, A disgusting remark
  6. Now then chaps, I'm inclined to agree with Mr Neville, let me give you one example of many, Franks daddy, openly admits on this forum he wanks himself silly, eh, his words not mine, ta ta fer now
  7. Eh, a handy place to meet vulnerable women, or stock up on sausage rolls, I dunno wether ring Samaritans or get the Tylenol out, , I've survived a stroke, cancer, amputations, you lot are going to bore me to death, please put up sensible topics like is [BANNED TEXT] I do, , I thank you
  8. How many times must I say, drugs are a scourge on society, one example, owd damp patch, ramming god knows what up his hooter, then ends up running aground on his tin pot refurbished tug boat, he's gonna end up killing some bugger ,l Right that's my say , I'm gonna get mi frying pans out. Ta ta fer now
  9. Hey up matey, I dunno wether it's me they like or the few hrs freedom I give em, although they have freedom on his land , there's nowt like the great outdoors, when they see the leads in my hand, they know what's in front of em, acres of freedom, it's great watching them open up, stretch their legs, it's late when I take them home, but I just see em to there kennels, no.problem
  10. Went down to.a farmer who I get my eggs from, I've told you before, we sometimes go.out together , nice owd lad, with two hounds saluki cross greyhound, plus a pure saluki, if they are in the yard when I go down is summat else, and I love it, makes me happy, they clear the five bar gate to greet me I'm.not joking, I have to fight em off, cut a long story short, it was just me who took em out, we didn't cop out, so I won't go bragging we copt this n that, I love those dogs, i have my favourite, but the farmer says, they wait for me coming , i can't wait to see them all
  11. Now why didn't I think of that moocher owd lad, turn em inside out,, I'll get another couple of years out of em.now
  12. Well hellooo there, now then, has anyone got a spare pair of pyjamas please , 38,waste or is it waist , feked if I know, , mine are shemrent , I thank you
  13. Your of an age when you cannot partake in country pursuits, Rubbish , I'm.clocking 82 , out at least 3 nights per week,, I don't get in till turned 4ish most mornings, it's in my blood, I have use os one pure salukis, plus a saluki greyhound, I can't wait for tomorrow night, it's just me n the dogs, until.i.kick the bucket
  14. Immigration protesters , in Newcastle city centre, , plus counter protesters ,waving banners saying, Fight ignorance, not immigrants
  15. Yes indeed matey, and to think, millions died in world wars, for owd blighty to end like this , shame on us all eh
  16. Governments don't want any trouble with these invaders of owd blighty, but its just around the corner, inevitable is the word, Soon to be knocking on your doors, 🥷
  17. I've sent off fer my death certificate, will that be suffice,
  18. Rubbish, you like the rest will do what sir kier tells you to do
  19. Hey up, now look, it isn't the job of a foreigner sort owd blithering blighty out is it, it' I say is it eh, no, it's our own starmer , and governments afore him stop playing silly buggers, and what about sausage mawlers, suitcases of spondulips, from foreigners , I've given.midden.headache typing today, I'm.gonna take a couple of Tylenol, ta ta fer now chaps,
  20. That's what I thought our Mitre
  21. Hey up., what a refreshing topic, away from the doom n gloom, accompanied by smashing pics, ,I thank you
  22. Oh perlease, 7 o'clock Sunday morning and we have this, on top of a certain member dips his scrote in freezing water , then we have another chap openly admits he wanks his self silly, I just can't take much more
  23. Maybe you haven't noticed my owd fruit bat, but there's rucks of em here already , and welcomed both by the governments, and Joe public, Welcome to the changed face of owd blighty , ang on, is that another boatloads I see
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