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    I can verify that bangers, I hum worse than pendlebury fish market, and I'm fighting em off , eh
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    ive been thinking of a good clear out missen, fry ups meat pies sausage rolls, junk food, then I just give up, I dunno where start, feeling lethargic, bit late I suppose at my age, i.just like my grub , and that's it
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    Scum

    iworkwhippets replied to dodger's topic in General Talk

    Hey up Dodger, lots of folks are at it now, why, I'll tell thee why, the stores security guards, shit scared, and I don't think they are allowed to do owt about it now till they are actually outside, to fekin late the innit, eh, I do my weeks shopping on Fridays, I've got a couple of bin bags ready, and boy can I just shift
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    That's just how I feel Our Mel , specially when I read posts about folks dipping there bollocks in cold water, eh, oh yes, I'm still there up top , eh , keep posting mitres owd lad, I can decipher
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    Eh, hello, come again, At last someone on the same planet as me , Oh yes
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    Gerrof with ya, I will give thee smell, get some green tripe in a pan full.rolling boil, that's not smell , that's stench draws the shirt up ya back
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    Only just seen this stools me owd pal, al the best we it matey , lovely pup
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    Hello there chaps,, what id like to know is this , I have a Nokia mobile phone, it's an old model which suits me just fine, Nokia mobira senator , will it work once I'm on the moon, I thank you
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    Eh, awarded an mbe fer chucking a fekin dart,
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    Dont start me off we him again, he's not safe on land neh mind on a fekin barge , diving into a nettle bed fer a Jimmy FFS, that's what drugs do for , ram some shite up ya jacksie and hey up a different person, now me, I'm quite normal as my posts say, I've seen some of those waterways he's sailed upon, no way could he make it, a nice little 1954 500 cc, reliant robin would just be the job fer owd dampers, we a speedy limiter , eh
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    Behind the couch between two rubber dolls , the dirty little bugger, and a pup is watching him
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    Will you politely Bugger off
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    Pump goats, utter filth
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    Hey pal, how's you n yours, ok I hope, Now about our very own hunting life's gentleman, good lad he is , one of the best, he strongly believes in what he says, good on him
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    And so I did, George powrie, nasty f****r frightened everyone we his talk.n.threats, I soon put a stop to.that
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    Take no notice Francie lad, ignorant you are not, we all have our own beliefs. Eh. How's the castor oil going
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    No thank you ever so much, , but the man's a groveler and that one trait I can't stand , plus he can run aground on his local.fekin duck pond, neh mind high seas
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    It's drained me that post as, i.need a lie down
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    Now then chaps, cop fer this, and it taxed my brain , there's boatloads of foreigners coming over to.owd.blighy, from.several different countries , am I right or am I wrong, soooo, once this country is flooded we em, Here's my plan, I'm going to.pick.out were most of em are coming from, pack mi bags, plenty boats to choose from, and row my bollocks off, well.bollock, I've only the one. Tell me wotya think. Eh,
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    Will you please stop all this gloom n fekin doom, I for one wi summat up top am well aware of what could be the result of what's going on in the world you've got me on the verge of topping missen, then I remembered , I've a freezer full of ice cream, And mi pension goes into my account tonight, eh. I'm.not daft
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    My abode doesn't have windows our dampers I'm in a cell
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    Actually I'm waiting for him come, he always stops outside my abode,
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    Now I whole heartedly agree wi that statement stools, so what would be an ideal suggestion for a geriatric like me,
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    Well that's not a nice thing to say is it stool sample , FFS . God im on fire here it must be 30.degrees in my flat, any suggestions please, sarcastic or not
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