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iworkwhippets

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  1. Stop talking silly buggers , send the lot back, Britain would come to a grinding halt, face it, our once green n pleasant land as I once new it, face facts, we let em.in is fcuked
  2. Only thing pure salukis are good at, is prancing around a show ring , wi Gladys
  3. Hey up Dave was just thinking about him, hope he's ok, thanks for letting us know
  4. Missing fer getting on two weeks, how come if you don't mind me asking it's took so long to be put up on here,, anyhow hope he's found soon, he's a dog man, one of us.and like Mel b, I'm.willing to put my hand in my pocket if need be
  5. Hello there sit on here all day long saddos, now then , in response to your replies, Heres mine, Go fcuk a Tibetan yak
  6. No two weeks actually come November, I've been invited with several others to go there , my question is, I believe there's trouble there at the moment, will the tais be safe from me, eh
  7. Cheers up lads , just get thissen down Poundland fer a couple of prayer mats, special offer two fer 3 quid,
  8. There's nowt like a good belly laugh, better than any tonic, public go hardball, eh, that's what I like , a comedian, go hardball [BANNED TEXT] like folks on here, stop it please, never happen, just vent ya miseries on here, and it stops here
  9. Look, if anyone's getting there back up it's me am I on another planet or what, there's rucks of em already here, tent cities , hotels motels , Ang on, there's a couple of the buggers pitching a tent outside my flat ,
  10. Lol, all this nastiness n name calling, I love it I do, but ang on a mo, you won't get that sort of language from me, f**k mop ya sad load of sitting on here all day moaning barstewards, I'm still standing
  11. Hello there Daniel, now I don't have any bother in bending down do up my shoe laces, It's getting back up again , but, I'm still standing
  12. Spain, a much better team, no football match should be won on penalties,
  13. Hellooo there all ye masturbators, absolute filth, I'm an OAP and get accosted quite often, disgusting I say, even last night I was flicking through the channels on TV, I clicked on ,674, by error, what did I see naked ladies eh, I wouldn't mind but some of em AV been around effin yonks
  14. Load of shite, I make better noises in my sleep , I'm still standing, get a life FFS todays news, tomorrow my fish n chips wrapper , n sloppits , innit 🥷🥷🥷
  15. George Formby on his uke, Grandads flannelette nightshirt , eh
  16. Eh, not this lad, sea fishing come weekend, Im still standin,
  17. Piss off you silly little man, ha ha ha ha , .. IM. BACK alrightyyyyy then
  18. Are you on crack, cos I'm cracking up.here
  19. It simply means, it's the ending of our green n pleasant lands,as you and I once new , innit
  20. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, there you go , more ha ha,s than whatawanker, if that post is fer real, I'll borrow bosuns shotgun n end it all, get back in ya cupboard you silly man
  21. And they even get a nice paint job
  22. Look I'm not only beginning to sound like a fekin parrot, I'm beginning to look like on, how many more times av I got to repeat FACTS, owd blighty is no longer, eh, yes, if summat isn't done FFS, , nowt will be done wi you lot moaning on here, I'm.off to France on Monday, a few of us going, those migrants will no I'm there , one in one out, lol now I neither have the time nor the inclination, sit on here all day , so be told , accept the inevitable
  23. Fcuk me Daniel, I pass a better substance than that most mornings your body though eh
  24. Early this morning on good behaviour, so my trip.to.france next Monday is to.go.ahead, I've paid a one way ticket, as I shall be returning on a small boat along wi.migrants , one in, one out , eh, no alzeimers here
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