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    iworkwhippets replied to shaaark's topic in General Talk

    Hes still on the throne and bedding ludmila
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    Every morning as far back as I can remember, at precisely 6 44 , constant bowel movements, and thats me me done till following day, that's cos I'm normal , solid ones may i add , Helloooo
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    Picture this, MelB, soaks his doofers in ice cold water
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    Same as Wilf, it's absolutely baking here , but I love it, sun belting through my windows early morning, breakfast out in the garden in just my shorts, cheers me right up
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    It's all gloom n doom , Israel, gazza, Iran bombs going off all over fekin place , Russia Ukraine , boatloads of foreigners arriving daily, rapes, brize Norton gets a paint job, no bangers snorting cage bird droppings , damp.patch obsessed wi.nettles I could go on n on, but I'm.depressing missen , so my question is, in light of this assisted, kicking the bucket business, should I top.missen now, or wait till.my pension goes in at midnight tonight ,meanwhile, I will make missen a mug of bangers . Thank you
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    Look, outs possible if tha puts ya mind to it, look at that chap Fagan , gets into the queen's bedroom, eh, she was lucky she didn't get a good lathering, eh
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    Tis wam

    iworkwhippets replied to Borr's topic in General Talk

    Hellooo, anyone come over all peculiar ,fcukin belter half this forums members are a bit tapped, , I'm.awreet though
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    Tis wam

    iworkwhippets replied to Borr's topic in General Talk

    Not long been back from Southwold., bloody baking, I had to comb my Bobby Charlton comb over to the left stop my.bonce baking Hello
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    Who says they don't, I was having my breakfast at 4 35 this morning , did some washing and housework , then on my bike around country lanes, it's beautiful here called in at paper shop, fer a few bits, had a good Chinwag wi owner, going for a swim later on,, we all get our good n.bad days in life, fer me, today is a good one both mentally n.physicaly , so I make the most of it, eh innit. Nearly 1000, of foreign peeps arrived yet again on our third world shores , fcuk it,
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    I can guarantee , you don't have paraCites
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    I can verify that bangers, I hum worse than pendlebury fish market, and I'm fighting em off , eh
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    ive been thinking of a good clear out missen, fry ups meat pies sausage rolls, junk food, then I just give up, I dunno where start, feeling lethargic, bit late I suppose at my age, i.just like my grub , and that's it
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    Scum

    iworkwhippets replied to dodger's topic in General Talk

    Hey up Dodger, lots of folks are at it now, why, I'll tell thee why, the stores security guards, shit scared, and I don't think they are allowed to do owt about it now till they are actually outside, to fekin late the innit, eh, I do my weeks shopping on Fridays, I've got a couple of bin bags ready, and boy can I just shift
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    That's just how I feel Our Mel , specially when I read posts about folks dipping there bollocks in cold water, eh, oh yes, I'm still there up top , eh , keep posting mitres owd lad, I can decipher
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    Eh, hello, come again, At last someone on the same planet as me , Oh yes
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    Gerrof with ya, I will give thee smell, get some green tripe in a pan full.rolling boil, that's not smell , that's stench draws the shirt up ya back
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    Only just seen this stools me owd pal, al the best we it matey , lovely pup
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    Hello there chaps,, what id like to know is this , I have a Nokia mobile phone, it's an old model which suits me just fine, Nokia mobira senator , will it work once I'm on the moon, I thank you
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    Eh, awarded an mbe fer chucking a fekin dart,
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    Dont start me off we him again, he's not safe on land neh mind on a fekin barge , diving into a nettle bed fer a Jimmy FFS, that's what drugs do for , ram some shite up ya jacksie and hey up a different person, now me, I'm quite normal as my posts say, I've seen some of those waterways he's sailed upon, no way could he make it, a nice little 1954 500 cc, reliant robin would just be the job fer owd dampers, we a speedy limiter , eh
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    Behind the couch between two rubber dolls , the dirty little bugger, and a pup is watching him
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    Will you politely Bugger off
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    Pump goats, utter filth
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    Hey pal, how's you n yours, ok I hope, Now about our very own hunting life's gentleman, good lad he is , one of the best, he strongly believes in what he says, good on him
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