Look, whilst most of you sit on forums spouting bilge, I've bin here theer and everyweer, tak it from me, there's no big fekin cats on the prowl, and you certainly won't find any sailing up n down the river running aground, I've just spent 6 days prowling on my hands n.knees in places on Bodmin moor, nowt doing not even a STOOL, whilst I'm about, I'm.off to France in a couple of weeks, is it safe to drink there water eh,