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iworkwhippets

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  1. Now then mentlegen, scrolling on the toilet could give you hemmoroids
  2. How many times do I have to repeat missen, There's only me fekin normal on here
  3. Why on earth anyone needs drugs for beats me, can't get along wi life without ramming summat up ya hooter, fcuk that off, there's this 61 yr owd lad I've got talking to , I always ask him if he needs owt from shop, his flat reeks of weed he openly admits he uses it, he as family n.grankids go visit him, his daughter has passed comments about the smell, cos of the kids
  4. Just a thought Mitre, how do you know his bowels work
  5. Lol, sensible chap you are our Mitre,
  6. Hey up you orrible foul mouthed jumped up never come down incestual
  7. The only reason id get stuck in fer my country is respect for the millions who died so that we could let owd blighty come to this, shame on us eh, yes I'm an owd lad, but I'm.still.standing
  8. Thank you,starmer, say the migrants of the bell hotel Epping for allowing us to stay put
  9. Three quarters of today's Brits would refuse to fight for our country in the event of war,
  10. Wakey fcukin wakey, the average Brit, don't sit on forums all day reading shite, and have not yet been touched in anyway by the boatloads of foreigners arriving daily on our shores, put up flags, a bit of paintwork, a commotion on the streets , but not willing to use a Machete, it's far to late, it's coming to summat when ya can't put a flag up we out certain councils pulling em down
  11. Look, I spent some time in Indiana with a cousin of mine, 2002, them lads ain't wired up right like missen, no sense of humour, you will never stop em gunning down folks, Anyway folks as much as you'd like me to go into detail of my run ins whilst there, I've shopping to do so , ta ta
  12. Well said that man, bit late though innit, 29, 000, have arrived up to date
  13. I'm clocking 82, and off to Bangkok in November, fcuk your age, but I believe you are married, I'm on my tod, I've nowt to lose, I've already lost what I loved in and about life , I'm still standing , I couldn't give a fcuk about nowt now
  14. Three of us are fekin off to Bangkok middle of November for Christmas, if I come back, fare enough, if I don't, I couldn't give a monkies , eh
  15. Government are to give menopausal women flexible working hours eh,
  16. Well fcuk me you say, But no thank you Mell, I'd rather not
  17. A gasper is when us dip ya bollocks in cold water , ya gasp for breath
  18. Infatuated with him being a prince, he never loved her, I doubt he really feels or knows what love is, I've despised him ever since
  19. Yesterday afternoon on way to my local shop, old age pensioner I've got talking to recently , nice owd lad, very patrionic, he had a flag lying on the bonnet of his car, I helped him put it up on a lamp post near to his house, I've said all along, no good moaning on here getting nowhere, eh, innit , I'm still standing
  20. Eh, I'm going to end up topping missen if I use this forum much longer
  21. God knows what ye does with a dollop of burdock, the mind boggles, you'll be taking regular readings, [BANNED TEXT] of, get thissen dandy n beano FFS , nowt wrong wi my bowel n bladder movements
  22. Don't be so ungreatful, Miss. Marple on BBC
  23. No good calling a mod, look under the topic id required some bint bent over exposing her bum cheeks, Disgusting I say, should have been deleted Forum.rules, Whilst I'm here, how do you take a screen shot,
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