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iworkwhippets

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  1. Drink Dont bother me, take it or leave it, but i was asked out by a couple of neighbours, fcuk me eh, just short of.a tenner fer a couple of pints,,, i can recall the day when.o.could pay mi rent, and.do.a weeks shopping fer that , and, and I've not done yet, pub was out.in sticks, so.i.kept my.open.fer big cats. Not even a turd
  2. I've just had a thought , if the day ever comes when you damp patch, prove to me with a decent pic not a blurry one, theres wild cats out there , then i will do what most of you are clammering for, and that is, a full frontal pic of me, eh now then
  3. Eh, lol, i bet a certain person is laughing his boxers off reading this bilge, look it's another blurry pic of a domestic effin cat, how much Columbia are u lot snorting up ya conks
  4. Discharged, well they have dropped a bollock then dave eh, how the fcuk they have come to that conclusion when you clearly still need treatment, those drainage bottles are in place of coming and going back to the hospital, the bottle automatically drain excess fluid till.uou are clear , anyway good luck
  5. Is that for the drainage again Dave, i can't understand why they don't fit you we drainage bottle that way it saves you going back m.forward, different doctors different procedures i suppose, anyway matey keep ya chin up,
  6. What did i tell you folks about drugs eh, a scourge on society
  7. Most mornings i wake up to a visit from someone's cat that's paid a visit to my little garden which I'm proud of and gives me joy, now then, with luck, i was woken with the urge to empty my bladder, i peeped through my window, and sure enough, the varmint was about to drop one, i rushed to my front door that opens directly onto my garden, and exposed missen to it, o don't think i.will.be seeing it again anytime soon.
  8. Hello. , how's it going dave
  9. My alien friends pal, I'm.due fer a visit,
  10. Hellooooo, i don't.believe I'm reading the replies to thine topic , am i the only one with the sensible and obvious solution, eh, get thissen a cat, job done, and whilst I'm here afore I open my Werther's fer the match, there isn't a week goes past, about my derriere , now read my lips, no more pics from me, I've blessed this forum.a couple of times for the perverts we have on board, Now put it away and behave , eh,,
  11. Eh, ha ha ha ha, stop it please, I've just spat my pork chop out, they're taking the piss out you pal, I'd rather log onto the hunting life fer a laugh than wheel tappers n shunters
  12. Redivac seroma drainage bottle Dave, mention it to them, no harm done, saves you keeping going back and forwards to the hospita
  13. Dunno what they are playing at Dave, I've had numerous wounds , and was sent home with a drainage bottle, job done
  14. Now then chaps, it's come to my attention, that far to many of you are starting silly topics in order to get attention, now it needs to stop, or I'm off , i mean take a butchers of my topics , all sensible, now heres a nice sensible topics from.me,, Sainsbury's have completely sold out of cinnamon buns, eh
  15. Summat look forward to.now pal, decent bowel.n bladder movements
  16. Eh, you've made my day Mel saying that, she's a lovely lady, really nice to talk to, no signs of a wedding ring, , that nasty man stool sample accused me of stealing mannequins , o didn't come away empty handed though i nowt missen two pairs of y fronts, thank.you.our Mel, i shall show my face Monday, bereaved twice, o hate the sound of silence
  17. Not long Been back from my local garden centre , i didn't go fer plants, I've been several times, and I've got talking to this lady, nice she is, we a sense of humour, just like me ,so i booked a taxi and off i.went, best bib n.tucker with the intentions of asking her out, no signs of her so.i.asked about, only to be told it's her day off, and won't be in till Monday eh
  18. Packing her nostrils,setting herself on fire, and which orifice do you bung tomato plants, red injuns altzimers, eh, your going to give me a clutcher here, I'm in hysterics, i assume you partake in getting through life snorting whatever, it's not fer me, never took filth in all my life, and one thing you must consider, is this, you will fall to bits if ever the day comes ya can't get your hands on drugs, no wonder you ended up on dry land eh, dip thi bread , red injuns
  19. Rotting smelly shit , i can smell it now coming out mi frying pan wil you please stop it ,
  20. I was really looking forward to that game i was , i even got missen and extra packet of Werther's , i put miss Marple on instead
  21. Look how pretty that Daniel Westbrook was until she started bunging whatever up her hooter, it's burnt her conk away , eh, you don't need drugs get you through life , they end it , now o broke off doing breakfast to put you lot reet , three frying pans on the go here
  22. Folks deserve all they get pumping that shite into there bodies, it rots your insides away, reet down to your underwear
  23. I shall be getting my grill out shortly. RIP George lad
  24. Hey ups pal. Good luck at there. Hospital , meh mind the hint meet , ya can't be running round the fields web a blocked bowel , av just got home, weers mi pit
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