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iworkwhippets

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  1. how do you fancy ya liver ripping out
  2. good pictures lads, thanks fer sharing them. i was half dead at that time this morning, i was on all fours actually, but what a sight, crimson is the word, clear blue skies now, ive just shifted the cat shite off my garden, i lead an exciting life i do,
  3. Woke up about 5 ish this morning, I thought there must be a fire outside or summat, my bedroom was well lit up, I just stood in awe for a few moments on the garden, what a nice awakening
  4. i a luck man charts my friend, and dont i know it, when i was first diagnosed, with you no what, sorry but i cant even type the word, i hate the word, but back in 2023 i had six operations, a fekin nightmare, one a MEDIASTINOSCOPY went horribly wrong with me, within an hr of the op, i was on the recovery ward, then it all went wrong, i had an internal bleed in the neck, i was in agony, and was rushed back into theatre, but the surgeon who did the op was on his way home, but immediately turned back to sort me out, i distinctly remember, because id had a sandwich on the recovery ward, the surg
  5. Hey up, wall to wall blue skies here, and it humid, so one of the neighbours asked me if i fancied a swim, well ive not swam fer yonks, plus i have troule using my left arm, but thowt bollocks, yes i will come, and boy did i enjoy it, i just chucked missen in, and that was it, straight t bottom, lol. really enjoyed it, i really stretched missen out
  6. Go back, the very thought sends shivers down my spine, I darent even look back, no thank you very much
  7. a bit more gravey fer me please ,
  8. nowt wrong we em, id love wrap my chops around em
  9. lol, ive no idea pal, but i new the bugger would show his face once again, havent i stated in previous posts, the bigger hypocrite you are i life, the better you get on
  10. no thanks need my friend, you just take care
  11. sorry , that message was obviously for DANIEL CAIN , my appologies
  12. Hey up matey , i see you are off for new pastures, well from me i wish you and yours all the best, and once again, a very big thank you for your offer of help in the past, i myself have a letter in my hand from the oncology dept, colchester hospital, further to my recent pet scan, we are pleased to inform you, NO further evidence of malignancy atb daniel keith
  13. Francie my friend, why on earth would you be wondering where the fecker is, surely you have better things in life to do
  14. look, the only big cat thats on the prowl, was staring me in the face not long back, i like to leave my livimg room door open fresh air, but unless i offer it summat, the bugger hisses at me ,
  15. was bit of a character when i worked down Sandhole colliery back in lancashire, rest of the miners used to say, here comes nutty slack. good days they were , british as feck never to be seen again
  16. well thats telling me, and i thank you fer that. im just about to regurgatate , my bean jacket spud
  17. still cant see the connection though, uphill gardner, be gentle with me, unlike most on here, ive led a very sheltered life
  18. Whoever does that reports other members, well they dunna come any lower than that, anyways there's very rarely a mod on board, I've checked
  19. i dont suppose your a poof LENMCHLABIA , only ive noticed you are the first one to jump on a certain post of mine ,the chap prancing around his garden sporting heaving bum cheeks
  20. well thats my pension firmly secured
  21. but what does an uphill gardner mean , thank you i think it was mr cain who mentioned it thank you
  22. eh, all behind him, perish the thoughts/ not this lad, nowt wrong wi my brain, im wired up reet
  23. oh i say , rude remarks in abundance, look daniel, dont let pewit frighten you off, if you want him sorted, im ya man, i will find out weer he lives, i will just follow the bullshit, eh eh
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