iworkwhippets
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Nice post is that, been collecting In my area this afternoon get Palestine save the kids or summat, I closed the door on em, two world wars with millions dead, to end up like this
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Sorry my mistake, I was born , 1944
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Born 1964, Walden Lancashire, lovely place, with a lovely park on my doorstep, friendly white neighbours, good mates, but most of all Lovely caring parents , I visited my birthplace last year, my parents would turn in there grave bless em, it's now WOGDEN
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Eh, I was there last Friday, crackin set of folks, they look forward to my visit a bit tapped just like missen,
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Well here I am to inform you that sir Starmers dept answered my email and I was thanked very much for my concerns, Now then chaps, he assured me that all households will be getting a letter in the near future, suggesting my response of taking in chaps that are arriving by the hour in small boats, they couldn't thank me enough, even said why on earth they didn't think of that, no thanks needed I say, just bung me my cold weather payment, and regular cost of living payments, and I'm happy, there's millions out there, welcoming these foreign chaps. Innit
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Hellooo, now then, I've come up we a great idea, so much so I've emailed sir Starmer,we a solution, he dunno [BANNED TEXT] do we all these non stoppable boatloads arriving daily as regards housing, so in my email to him, instead of defiling army barracks, and hotels, I've suggested jo public take them in LODGERS, eh, am I all there up top or [BANNED TEXT], eh, I am awaiting his reply, so I will keep you informed
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Eh, weather permitting, five a side football at 11, am fer me, and I've only got the one ball,, get on with it
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Determined my arse, governments are welcoming the boatloads arriving daily, anyone we out up top , doctors, nurses, millionaires, pissing off leaving a sinking ship, some ones gotta fill there shoes eh, same as Oz, they will do the shit jobs ,
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Here's a list of things looking up, filth let put of prisons early, to commit more dastardly deals, food banks on the increase, inflation through the roof, no chance of seeing a doctor, pull your own effin teeth out, more boatloads arriving daily, , Yes things are looking up ffs
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He said, Say that again, didn't catch what you said,bit mutton,, ha ha ha
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Eh, the only pleasure you have, we have on board chaps who wank em selves silly, then we have another, dips his nadger in ice cold water, and now this, Please I urge you to seek immediate help, isn't it a good job you have a decent respectable chap like me on board
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You dunna want them.things angin out ya lugholds, get thissen a stirrup pump
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Eh, hearing aids, can't see, if this is what lies in front of me as i.grow old,,Please lord take me now see
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It's these owd folks that get on my tits, , I was in aldi yesterday doing my weekly shoplifting, this owd chap had the door open to the frozen food, I stood behind him fer ages, I thought he'd dropped off, till I told him shift his self ,
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What have I told you about sniffing bird droppings
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Apart from me our mitre, your the only one that talks sense on here
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How did I get on, absolutely enjoyed missen in great company, I didn't get home till turned 4, cracking dogs o thought my days in the field was over, not so i.get my share of the nights outing, when it's been gralloched , out in the wilds of Essex, doing what's in my blood n.veins I want fer nowt else
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Had phone call this afternoon from farmer, am I up for going out tonight, , to.right I am, I look forward to Thursday nights, don't bother coming down to the farm, he says, me n my brother will.pick you up around 10 pm.,I haven't met his brother, but I believe he has an alsation.cross grey greyhound
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Seeing as how you've had no replies from the know alls, on here , why don't you email the woman, I'm.sure you would get an.answer if not a knock on the door, A disgusting remark
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Now then chaps, I'm inclined to agree with Mr Neville, let me give you one example of many, Franks daddy, openly admits on this forum he wanks himself silly, eh, his words not mine, ta ta fer now
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Eh, a handy place to meet vulnerable women, or stock up on sausage rolls, I dunno wether ring Samaritans or get the Tylenol out, , I've survived a stroke, cancer, amputations, you lot are going to bore me to death, please put up sensible topics like is [BANNED TEXT] I do, , I thank you
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Construction site cocaine Monday comedowns
iworkwhippets replied to dai dogs's topic in General Talk
How many times must I say, drugs are a scourge on society, one example, owd damp patch, ramming god knows what up his hooter, then ends up running aground on his tin pot refurbished tug boat, he's gonna end up killing some bugger ,l Right that's my say , I'm gonna get mi frying pans out. Ta ta fer now -
Hey up matey, I dunno wether it's me they like or the few hrs freedom I give em, although they have freedom on his land , there's nowt like the great outdoors, when they see the leads in my hand, they know what's in front of em, acres of freedom, it's great watching them open up, stretch their legs, it's late when I take them home, but I just see em to there kennels, no.problem
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Went down to.a farmer who I get my eggs from, I've told you before, we sometimes go.out together , nice owd lad, with two hounds saluki cross greyhound, plus a pure saluki, if they are in the yard when I go down is summat else, and I love it, makes me happy, they clear the five bar gate to greet me I'm.not joking, I have to fight em off, cut a long story short, it was just me who took em out, we didn't cop out, so I won't go bragging we copt this n that, I love those dogs, i have my favourite, but the farmer says, they wait for me coming , i can't wait to see them all
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Now why didn't I think of that moocher owd lad, turn em inside out,, I'll get another couple of years out of em.now
