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iworkwhippets

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  1. Wouldn't go we a coloured wench, they're animals under the sheets,
  2. Do you honestly think folks in government, Sadiq kan, lammys, kemi badenoch, reform advance , give a donk, what folks think, eh, they are the ones lining there pockets whilst you lot sit on here doing a go nowhere moan, who voted em in, there's no one out there to sort out this countries mess, it's to late innit
  3. What a load of crack cocaine cuckoo land,
  4. Extreme nettle bed bashing
  5. By Eck does that look mouthwatering , few slices of thick crusty bread larraped in lurpak, and I'm ya man, I'm bloody starving
  6. No worries my on line friend,
  7. That's very decent of matey, and apology accepted , you enjoy your evening
  8. I've not long straighted the handlebars on my bicycle Young Daniel, I came off mine tuther day , there was this young wench walking on tuther side of the road, I couldn't help but look, skirt up.t kybers and I hit the kerb, I still.have feelings
  9. Fcuk me , on second thoughts don't bother,are you lot a bit tapped or summat, we've got Franks dad who openly admits, he wanks himself silly, damp.patch forever on the lookout fer a nettle bed to wallow in, and now this FFS, I'm near throwing up.here,
  10. Helloooo, blokes clearly enjoying his self, nowt wrong wi that
  11. Hulk Hogan kicks the bucket, page after page from you lot, Oh no, I'm gutted , Ozzy kicks the bucket, oh no, I'm gutted from you lot, Now then Donald rose dies, f**k all from you lot, Marches growing in numbers, eh, wouldn't be any need for marches if WE, hadn't let boatloads of foreigners enter and welcomed by us Brits, Hey up, what's that I see, more boatloads one in one out my arris
  12. Bangers lad, look no replies, why cos know one gives a fcuk, the sooner you and others as I say, don't give a fcuk, and accept the inevitable the better, One example,look at the post by waltjnr, Donald rose, two world wars yet he was completely ignored, we, you are just happy to sit behind ya curtains hoping what will come doesn't affect them, and there's no doubt about it trouble is coming, sorry, it's already here , wakey fcukin wakey
  13. Eh, and you need to lay off illegal substances, such as weed, apart from nettles that is, or you will end up in someone's back yard
  14. Just fancied a Chinese fer my tea, so got on my bike and off I went, on way back, bang I'm on the deck god knows what I hit , I saved my chicken curry n fried rice, but left a bit of my.knee cap on the road , eh, I'm still standing
  15. He always parks up, at the nearest Nettle bed
  16. Ain't that just right Francie lad, how many more times have I got tell you, there's only me fekin normal on this forum, How's the castor oil going
  17. Francie my son, what's a knee jersey, it's a new one on me, knee trembler yes .Now then these COVID jabs I've had none, but when I had my stroke I went to docs making enquiries about em, he advised me not to have em, that's his words, under a new doc now, who advised me to have the jab, no thank you , I also get effin reminders fer a booster, and shingles jab,no thank you. I'm still standing
  18. What have I consumed today chaps, this morning fer.breakfast, three pork sausages, two eggs , tin chopped tomatoes, I like em chopped , I've only got the one tooth, fried bread, , n beans, lunch, 4 lamb chops, spuds , veg, gravy, followed by some ice cream, tea time tagliatelle, wi some chicken , bit more ice cream, and a butty fer dipping up, I'm.just about stick a pastie in microwave washed down we a drop of beer, eh, nowt wrong wi that diet, I'm.still standing
  19. Not only eat plants, but a certain tug boat owner , and cop fer this, Dives into the nearest nettle bed fer a piss
  20. Complete load of human cack, I will.eat owt that's put in front of me n more, nowt wrong wi.my health, all bodily functions working normally, I'm.not.going round the harpic , or owt like that, do my own housework, clean mine and a neighbors outside windows, have the occasional dip in the briny, I,LL be around fer a good while yet, awreet I've had melanoma, not caused by diets or owt, was an accident i had, lay off ya Columbian, you'll be around as long as me, eh, I'm still standing
  21. I will have my breakfast later
  22. Francie my son , look pal there's nowt my system cannot digest, I'm just about to devour a fray bentos steak n kidney pie, spud more than a pig me and still.retain.my youthful figure , fibre smibre, bring it on
  23. Says a man who runs aground on a fekin duck pond. That's drugs for ya
  24. Dirty buggers eh our Mitre, gawking at schoolgirls walking past, government are allowing I boat in, I boat out, ,, doing there best, but as I've said , many times , it's to effing late ,were inundated we em, now I really must sign off, my net curtains need washing
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