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iworkwhippets

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  1. I say, is the end of the world nigh do ya reckon, reason I ask, is cos I've taken a fancy to Agnes, eh
  2. I will send thee my address,
  3. Eh, you'd vote for Jimmy saville, what on earth are you bunging up your hooter now FFS , I'm on the verge of ending it all at some of the comments on here
  4. In good nick aren't I, smash ya face in,
  5. Wanted me go on clopydogrel, and summat else after my stroke, I took em.for a while,didn't agree with me, so.i cancelled them, against doctors orders but as I say, they didn't agree with me, as fer my.bowels, regular as clockwork, around 7ish am, deep pan, haven't had no COVID jabs or flu jabs either , also.beaten cancer, I'm still standing , I'll.kick.the bucket when I'm.ready
  6. load of AI bilge our bendigo
  7. Hello, I've got a spare set, on soak at the minute, Im willing to post them onto you if your interested , free of charge.
  8. 20 per cent off, octa smart mattress, offer ends Monday
  9. Are your brains in ya backside, Arden grange be buggered , drop a pc of kibble in some water, it swells up size of your testacle, a cup full fills up their bellies ,easy putting down a bowl of shite, bone idle , get some proper grub in the poor bugger,
  10. Eh, £44 a bag it's all fekin shite swells up in there bellies makes em feel full, shitting all day, get some real grub into em ya useless twonks, Meat n bone green tripe fish,
  11. Couldn't have worded it better missen , your a good man Daniel Cain
  12. Had no broadband, sky , yesterday morning for some reason, came back.on around 1 ish , its super quick now,
  13. Hey up.matey, I always look forward and enjoy your outings , brings back memories of my happy days wi dogs n.ferrets, so thanks for sharing ,
  14. Took into hospital on the fifth November matey, and I'm.awaiting and operation ,so the answer is no, can't grumble I am clocking 82
  15. Now then chaps n chaplets, just a thought, but don't you think this forum is going sadly down bank, sin I stop posting , eh please tell me fek off if I'm wrong, ta ta fer .now
  16. As far back as I can remember, all parties promise this promis that, so they get voted in, and fcuk you over, farage looks and is a bit tapped , same old shite spineless , eh, your £ is safe in my pocket
  17. Eh, so an armed gunman mows down several people , and you expect the copper aims for the gunman's gun, fek that off, I've read some silly topics and replies on this forum, but that's a cracker, Right that's my reply, I'm just in the throws of ordering better boxes, ta ta fer now
  18. Eh, I've given up the will to live
  19. Hey up, numerous things you can try yourselves, try googling websites slow to.load, that will.give you some options,failing that, have a word word wi forum.adminisrator ,
  20. I've been several times, I lived nearby
  21. Used my last two eggs fer my breakfast this morning, I get mine from a farmer mate of mine , him.wi salukis, so I've not long bin back we a box full of farm.eggs, we a nice welcome from the dogs, anyways he says help yourself to a chicken , fek me can the buggers shift, but then again , so can I, I've just got to fcuk the plucker now
  22. Eh, I'm just watching the paint drying on my Zimmer.
  23. Thanks,well I woke up early this morning as you can see, I woke to the aroma wafting over me of the lamb shank, I'm due in hospital this morning at 11 am fer a minor operation, should be home same day, so I'm looking forward to a good meal when I get home, Im.not allowed any breakfast so the frying pans stay put for today , ta ta fer now
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