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Rake aboot

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  1. Sailed there years ago. Got pissed on the island and had to row like a lunatic to get back to the yacht against the tide in the dark ! , thought we were heading for Norway
  2. I got it done when I was 26 hahaha The blokes in the clinic all looked at me and told me I was in the wrong place, Best move I made. It was simple and easy under local, I even chatted with the folk doing it, coupla days rest with black balls and bingo !, back to it. You won`t regret it.
  3. Just got the first 3 series on my drive and watched episodes 1 &2 this morning before bed, brilliant, I can see me getting well into it.
  4. Maybe it would be better to stay here and try and change it rather than pissing off and abandoning the country you say you love. Just a thought likes
  5. Or head down there and end up 300 miles away, lost , in the dark, in a broken down car, with flat battery in yer phone. As per normal !! lol
  6. Why bother ? It takes around 2 ft /lbs to kill a rabbit. I`ve killed hundreds with air rifles putting out no more that 10 or so. Fieldcraft will work better that squeezing a half a ft/lb here and there out of the gun.
  7. Got yer PM bud I bought the galv panels and built my own. Worked out not too bad money wise and is far better quality. My lads a joiner though, which helped. I`ll keep my ears to the ground and see if I can find owt for sale though mate. ATB Rake
  8. If it can handle pigs, it can handle "Wild Boar" which sells for a lot more I`d be having those ducks in the freezer annaw !
  9. There are certain cases where Insewerance is not required. If you lodge a HUGE amount of money with Loyds of London you can drive without cover, it`s how the Royal family etc are able to drive. No company would ever cover the likes of Prince Harry, or even some rich arabs etc, as the potential losses if sued could destroy them, so they lodge a wad with Loyds to cover any third party losses and drive away,
  10. If he goes through the insewerance, just deny any admission and tell your company it was his fault, he was going the wrong way. If there was no one else there, just deny all and tell him to fuckoff. She really could not have hit worse person. I`d rather hit a car full or East European Roma than hit Pakistani. Less grief just to reverse over him and be done with it.
  11. Better than rotting at home watching Emmerdale when you retire anyway If yer gaunnie get caught for anything, make it a biggie lol.
  12. Lots of people will be panicking that they get there stuff back. Most won`t want it back. Insewerance won`t pay out if the stuff is found, but they can`t get it back cause it`s evidence.
  13. The guy will be creaming a profit after getting a bumped up quote outside the insewerance claim. Cheeky cnut. Remind him that his policy will get a no fault loading next year if it goes through the insewerance so he would be better letting you get it fixed at a garage of your choice. Failing that, nut him for being a cheeky cnut
  14. In the hoose yah fanny lol had me pissin massel ! You`re just a f****n misery cause yer dugs a tube !
  15. Google it and piss yourself laughing for half an hour. The blokes a genius.
  16. Would love one oh them smocks. Proper days, when men wore proper hats
  17. How did Ian manage to get a "best answer" post ?? ffs I want one oh them !
  18. Far to many films to list But I`ll throw in a couple of classics. The Truman show. A superb study of modern media and it`d brain dead followers. Ferris Buellers day off. Just brilliant full stop. Plenty listed already that are superb. Old Boy is amazing. Monsters is good,, very clever. Amores Perros. One of the best non English films ever. City of God. Brilliant Taxi Driver The Searchers ffs I could go on all night with amazing films.
  19. Nothing worse than self employed tax evaders, who usually end up complaining about school places, or NHS waiting lists, when they contribute nothing to society. This will always be the main issue. You can have a 50% tax rate for very high earners, but it hardly works because most of them avoid paying their tax bills anyway. I pay more tax than the average guy who`s earning twice my wages.
  20. Did it once, was ace at the time but my arsehole was singing Johnny Cash songs for a few days after
  21. `S probly some Spanish man milk stuck in yer throat
  22. Thing is though Even if he sell millions of copies of his new book, he doesn`t get a penny. ALL his earnings now go to community projects and charities. His paperback book profits all go to a café, run by recovering drug addicts. He doesn`t keep any of his earnings now, so earned just a wee bit respect from me for that.
  23. A Sunday in hell, with a nice bottle of red, wearing my Eddy Merckx cycling cap, The perfect afternoon. Or , if you`re my missus, an excuse to have me commited ! lol.
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