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Rake aboot

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  1. Plan B is to be as quiet as possible and hope she has a lie in till 1pm, then you get peace all morning.
  2. I do a lot for the council, and almost every person who has walked by is fascinated by what I`m up to. The public are not quite as hostile as some want us to think mate.
  3. sounds like something would say to tv license guy It`s exactly what you would say to a TV license salesman.
  4. They cannot enter your premises unless you invite them or they have a report of an animal in distress. If you are at home, then they cannot enter under any circumstances without being NAMED on a warrant, and with the polis in attendance. Tell them to bugger off. Say the words " I am removing the implied right of access to all SSPCA employees" and make them agree that you have, after that they are not allowed on your property because they can be instantly arrested.
  5. Sounds like a right bunch of charmers lol. I take it it`s an industrial site Joe?
  6. Got an Aunt who lives at Kelvdon Hatch Nice area tbh. I was shocked at the actual countryside being so close to the shitehole that is London.
  7. Hahaha she wouldn`t even let me bugger aff to the pub mate so yeh`ve nae chance. She has been a busy bee with it though. Today.
  8. That's nothing new at all. I know a place (Ford garage Edinburgh) Guy took a 3 month old RS cosworth escort in, and got a written off wreck with no back wheels in return.
  9. Had a Weasel in the house once and couldn`t get the f****r out fast enough. What an evil spitting hissing wild kill anything it could get at little b*****d, it was. It would have tried to kill the lurchers, and the spaniel , and the kids and wife, if it got half a chance. No fekin way was I going to put my hand down a rabbit hole with that lunatic in it.
  10. There are a few on an island in Loch Lomond if I remember correctly.
  11. I bought my missus a brand new Stihl 170 chainsaw with a 12" bar as it`s less unwieldy than mine. I also got her her own face protector and ear muffs. I`m at work, so she can spend a lovely valentines day logging a pile of Ash limbs that I left in the driveway last week,, thinking about how sweet I am while she does it.
  12. Cheers Buster. Got any contact details for him ?
  13. All of my Roe are shot with .222 I reckon it could quite happily drop a Red, never mind a miniature English dwarf deer.
  14. If it`s good enough for a dambusters dog it`s good enough for them.
  15. The problem would not be that he called him Black, it would be the other descriptive nouns he added to the back of the word Black. But you`re all right,, they never know what they want to be called from one day to the next, so I use the same term for em all.
  16. Would rather deal with a reputable supplier as they are not for me.
  17. It`s a Landrover. Keep it a month and it will go completely silent for a prolonged period of time.
  18. Any of you guys know the best supplier of the above spares ? Cheers all.
  19. Are you mental ? Have you owned one ? If you want a Landrover, you better be having an affair with a spanner saleswoman. L200 Ranger Dmax Hilux In that order.
  20. Out tonight at the caravan park, shot a ginger and one that was blue. They have had black before, so assume the blue is a throwback. Whin turned up with a right ginger one last week as well.
  21. Yeh, not quite as hard as most cyclists though. They are proper hard men, & cyclists don't even cry when they tear their lycra onesies ..!!... Shut it you, or ah`ll hit yeh with ma leg waxer
  22. Mint , chocolate, and raspberry custards were all vile ! Semolina ! ha! hated it as well.
  23. Yeh, not quite as hard as most cyclists though. They are proper hard men,
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