we used to call it black eye Friday,
a lot of my mates worked for the same construction company, so always got an invite for the piss up
one of my mates, a big lump but not fat was a dead cert every year, we used to have money on who was going to take the knock
well one do only a few years ago was all going well until one of the contractors started to give him some shit
were all giggling cos we know whats coming, well he gets johnny quangoed and ends up like a bag of shit on the floor
but this lads mate takes offence and thinks he can do better, well he ends up asleep next to his mate
bu