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  1. Almost time to pack the bags and head home

    1. RossM

      RossM

      Where you been stabs?

    2. Stabs

      Stabs

      Back home to England Ross. Back to Australia end of the week.

    3. RossM

      RossM

      Safe journey my man, give simo a flick in the stones from me.... Lol

  2. Strong edition of Earth Dog Running Dog this month!

    1. paulus

      paulus

      and works out as less than 11p per day for what is arguably the best lurcher and terrier magazine available

    2. R.A.W

      R.A.W

      anyone want to send me a copy ????......lol

    3. Stabs

      Stabs

      Get Paulus and Simon to send you a signed copy! lol

  3. I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer

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    2. Malt

      Malt

      I asked her for credit, and she answered me "nay"

    3. paulus

      paulus

      And now I'm returning with gold in great store

    4. YOKEL

      YOKEL

      i never will play the wild rover no more!

       

  4. Well done Sunderland!

  5. You think you know someone...............

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    2. pip1968

      pip1968

      you been looking in the mirror stabs lol

    3. gwendevine

      gwendevine

      Pfft tell me bout it

    4. THE STIFFMEISTER

      THE STIFFMEISTER

      Whats the score kidder????

  6. yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets.

    1. Waz

      Waz

      Butter from crumpets.....well that was his story!

  7. Made a killing at the record fair

    1. stabba

      stabba

      Didnt know there was a market for Bronski Beat and Milli Vanilli lol

  8. First a cyclone and now a tornado!

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    2. Stabs

      Stabs

      This place is f****d! Multiple tornados. Worse to come apparently. My swamp is now an ocean!

       

    3. paulus

      paulus

      hang in there mate....

    4. pip1968

      pip1968

      brace ye self shiela lol

  9. A dream to some..............a nightmare to others

    1. darbo

      darbo

      A saluki cross lol.

    2. Millet
    3. steve66

      steve66

      Nufc winning the prem ha ha

  10. They do it down on Camber Sands

    1. paulus

      paulus

      Pulling mussels from a sheeeeeeeell.lol

    2. dytkos

      dytkos

      They do it at Wakiki

  11. smoke from the bushfires everywhere

    1. .WARREN.

      .WARREN.

      just seen that on news,bad that

    2. TUFFTY

      TUFFTY

      you be carefull out there mate

    3. paulus

      paulus

      they said on the news the temprature and wind has dropped but is due to rise again towards the weekend. stay safe mate.

  12. 27 degrees at 0430

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    2. tilfertilfer
    3. just jack

      just jack

      writing a book in the heat, can't knock that

    4. Stabs

      Stabs

      "It was a hot night and I was wearing only a smile.....and socks......."

       

  13. Kippers and poached eggs for breakfast. My wife and child are no longer talking to me

    1. Magwitch

      Magwitch

      lol.............my dad use to love kippers.

    2. stabba

      stabba

      dirty animal....poached eggs are filth lol

    3. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Haha dropped a few bombs this afternoon i bet lol

  14. Tu es la vague, moi l'île nue

    1. paulus

      paulus

      "You are the wave, I the naked island"

    2. Stabs

      Stabs

      Very good Paulus! You can't beat a bit of Serge!

    3. paulus
  15. There's no dolly mixtures here, poofter!

  16. Fell asleep on the train and wound up in bloody Neasden

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    2. Stabs

      Stabs

      I'm thinking about getting a gun.........

    3. christian71

      christian71

      I would replying to a status days after

    4. Stabs

      Stabs

      Almost as bad as coming on and reading it days later mate lol

  17. Venison and Wallaby sausages for dinner

  18. And the children say "There goes Chowt Faced Tarquin"

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      With his piss stained fingers!!

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      "Chowt faced Tarquin" the new film by Guy Ritchie staring Tim Healy as Tarquin

    3. Stabs

      Stabs

      Thou shall have a fishy on a little dishy.........

       

  19. tonight sees the opening of the raspberry and vanilla vodka!

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    2. long dogs

      long dogs

      Never tasted that.what it like

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      Its like raspberry and vanilla flavoured vodka lol. Olives are just for us classy gents eh stabs? lol

    4. long dogs

      long dogs

      Dont like olives.il get a bottle.tried the lime one

  20. Chilli with tomatoes, peppers and chillis picked from the garden today

    1. paulus

      paulus

      a few more weeks and i will be able to do the same

    2. Malt
    3. Stabs

      Stabs

      Broccoli is nearly ready too, and the horseradish needs to come up soon.

       

  21. Simoman has a Bedlington Terrier called Laurence

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      And he will shortly be offered at stud as hes nearly 6 months

  22. Friday night....cold beer, beef shin cooking on the stove, Traffic on the record player and I don't like the way that single malt keeps looking at me

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    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      Straight back down eh?

    3. Stabs

      Stabs

      f**k...late eighties was your thing was it mate?

      Bit of Terence Trent Darby later on? Maybe The Pasadenas?

    4. Simoman

      Simoman

      Im doing fine now, without you baby

  23. Elevating ignorance to the level of professionalism

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