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  1. bell

    Goat curry.

    Nice to see you catching something for a change lol.......
  2. bell

    Goat curry.

    Had one off the Gurkha takeaway on Catterick garrison few week ago. Nice but a bit chewy.
  3. bell

    Acid Attacks

    Mate of mine is doing a long sentence and had his watch nicked. Now this fella is not a man to be trifled with and let everyone know that if it wasn't returned people would start getting hurt. Even the govener of the nick volunteered to replace the watch to keep the peace ....Anyway he was told that it was a muslim chap that had done it so my pal went to see the head muslim honcho to sort it out. He was given permission to flatten the thief but when he went back to his cell the watch had been returned............he went and fecked up the tea leaf anyway
  4. It's a good old fashioned market, I can remember going in it regularly 40 years ago and pestering my old dear to take me to the fish isle. It's probably better now and I usually go in once a week for some bits and pieces.
  5. Think a lot of people don't know what to say but your right mate, it's the poor person with this god awful disease that should be stuck for words not you but I've found it's often the other way round.......need to get a grip and do the right thing....
  6. bell

    Porn. WTF?

    Leave it alone Ray, dont want to feck your right wrist aswell as your back....
  7. I know what you mean mate, woman from the local sperm bank knocked the door at 9 O'clock last night....I gave her a right mouthful.....
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    Snow.

    That's better.....albino puma.
  9. That's a beaut mate, what camera set up you using .? Kodak instamatic ?...
  10. Nice touch with the samphire....
  11. You're right mate....makes me chuckle every time she speaks. Apparently she got paid 13k and Amir Khan £400k....
  12. Toff to win....makes me laugh....proper girl lol
  13. You need to get a job with Carlsberg or M&S marketing department mate.....
  14. Not been a great season for the silver things this year.....few caught back end.....what else you know ?
  15. There was one stood in crakehall beck yesterday mate......had to do a double take
  16. Many moons ago killed 3 bunnies in an afternoon with a BSA scorpion. Felt like Dirty Harry
  17. 5 years is the minimum sentence for possess firearm now. Cant see how he was sentenced on the basis he was selling them to gangs or he would have got double figures
  18. Poor Gnash......invited him as a guest to our Boxing Day shoot. Never seen anyone bring down pheasants with a sworn off before..
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