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bell

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  1. I know what you mean mate, woman from the local sperm bank knocked the door at 9 O'clock last night....I gave her a right mouthful.....
  2. bell

    Snow.

    That's better.....albino puma.
  3. That's a beaut mate, what camera set up you using .? Kodak instamatic ?...
  4. Nice touch with the samphire....
  5. You're right mate....makes me chuckle every time she speaks. Apparently she got paid 13k and Amir Khan £400k....
  6. Toff to win....makes me laugh....proper girl lol
  7. You need to get a job with Carlsberg or M&S marketing department mate.....
  8. Not been a great season for the silver things this year.....few caught back end.....what else you know ?
  9. There was one stood in crakehall beck yesterday mate......had to do a double take
  10. Many moons ago killed 3 bunnies in an afternoon with a BSA scorpion. Felt like Dirty Harry
  11. 5 years is the minimum sentence for possess firearm now. Cant see how he was sentenced on the basis he was selling them to gangs or he would have got double figures
  12. Poor Gnash......invited him as a guest to our Boxing Day shoot. Never seen anyone bring down pheasants with a sworn off before..
  13. I think there is more chance of them 'going off' if the bones left in....
  14. Did you bone them out mate before curing ?
  15. Think you might be getting his porridge bowl smashed over your head in 18 months time mate....................
  16. Good stuff chaps.....got my 3 old spots back, cooked a joint in the aga for 24 hours......top notch.
  17. Christ, I may as well take the wing mirrors off my Mrs's car and sell them as she never uses them.......idiot....
  18. Haha.....feck me that made me laugh
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