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  1. I came off a ferry in Scotland last year real early and drove onto the local supermarket car park just as it was opening. There wasn't another car in the car park. Just about to get out of the truck and this retarded old cnut came and parked within inches of my door so I had trouble getting out...……..the whole of the fecking car park to choose from ???
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    butterflies

    I thought your post was going to be about the lack of any butterflies as so far this year I have hardly seen any !...………….I have a few speckled wood up my field but that's about it. As a kid I used to love orange tips...……….they have gone
  3. I think their reasoning is that if you take the large ones then the smaller ones have a greater chance of survival (as they are not predated on by the large ones) and hence the population explodes.........although if you keep all you catch and including the little ones which could be ‘eliminated’ then surely the population decreases !
  4. Where abouts in Cumbria are you mate ?
  5. Haven’t touched the rivers this season but still wrinkled out a few fish from reservoir and salt....
  6. Looks bloody marvellous does that GL.........rises the soul
  7. Well done Ray, you didn't tweak your back in the middle of all this did you ?...….could easily have been the start
  8. bell

    Aliens

    What happen mate, put the willies up you did it ?
  9. Thread got pulled by Walshi
  10. A few years ago my next door neighbour died of a heart attack and I heard his Mrs screaming so went round and tried to resuscitate him but he was a goner. Anyway the next day there was a knock at the door and a bloke in a suit was asking what my name was etc, I assumed it was the tv goon and told him to do one........it was the poor old blokes son trying tomsay thank you
  11. The majority of police time is spent nowerdays dealing with domestic violence and sex cases. I know of a senior officer who openly stated that all sexual allegations had to be thoroughly investigated because if the they wernt and another Jimmy Saville type case popped out of the woodwork it would be his pension that would be on the line and he would be dragged through the courts.....
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    Scrap men

    What time of day is she normally at it mate
  13. Great pics mate, stuff like that is what makes it worth getting up in the morning for......
  14. One mans loss is another’s gain, would anybody really shed tears if native crayfish were wiped out ?......the signals are good to eat and although it’s reported they take a lot of eggs/fry the fish also predate on them and grow bigger as a result.....
  15. Crack on mate, just be careful
  16. Missed the second half, just back in......at least I had a result .....
  17. Got a mouth on it like a bucket Tom, had to get my lure back by going through the gills, had completely inhaled it. Got another good one this morning that probably went 4lb. Had a downpour last night so hoping there may be some sea trout moving this evening. Going to watch the first half of the football then take the boat out......tide and time wait for no man ...
  18. bell

    pip assesment

    Mine are up north with me at the moment mate, had a real downpour last night and a lot cooler today. Take care mate
  19. bell

    pip assesment

    Haha, your right Ray, thought the big lad might get a mention
  20. bell

    TEACHERS

    Back in the early eighties there was a foxy pe teacher who only tought the girls. Rumour has it one of her nipples had been bitten off by a lover.....my mate swears blind he nailed her on the changing room floor.....says they had a shower first and he wet hair was on the heating pipes and as it was drying it looked like steam was coming out of her ears as he was banging away
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    pip assesment

    That’s crap mate, if they wanted any evidence of your bad back mate they just needed to have a look on here
  22. Was out again last night mate and got whacked by this big girl, they don’t half have some power....scales only went to 6lb...
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