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Everything posted by bell
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I’d give that zip a christmas tweak.
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Lump, well done
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Great day mate. Next time try roasting a whole bird on a piece of bread with a slice of bacon over it. Leave the guts in, the bread turns into the best piece of fried bread you will ever taste!.........I’m just back Scotland , flighted them coming out of wood blocks at dusk......great sport.
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That will be Ray, was there a big dog seen at the same time ?
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Way back my retarded mate would always stick his fingers under your nose after he’d had a bag of prawn cocktail crisps and give it the big un
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“Just say noooo, ........just say no........just nooooooo......just say no”
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Although to be fair to Ginger, the sniffing of his sisters knickers was a case of mistaken identity re whom the knickers belonged to if I remember correctly and was feckin hilarious at the time .......actus reus but no mens rea........not guilty
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I thought that straight away mate
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Well it’s either a big cat or a dog but apart from the blindingly obvious impossible to say. Shame it only caught the rear end....
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You’ve met my Mrs then
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As a result of which you have a ‘special’ locked room in your cellar with all the old newspaper articles from around the time celotaped to the walls. Some evenings when the house is quiet you descend the creaky old wooden stairs dressed in small girls panties and full makeup before stroking all the musty old clippings by the light of the moon
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Whatever do you mean
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Whatever he meant there was always going to be limp wristed wastes of space jumping all over it.
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Did you ever know Pete Smith NP, he was a young bobby involved who later went on to become a formidable DS and someone I crossed swords with once or twice
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He also said being gay was a lifestyle choice.......which was never going to go down well
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Didn’t know you would still catch them this time of year, although fairly mild I suppose.
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You’re a bad man
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We used to call the phone line for ‘Geordie Jack’ where you could listen to his voice in an effort to identify him, used to shit me and my mates up big style
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Excitement of fishing a virgin pond, don’t know what’s in it and probably shouldn’t be there......can’t beat it !
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I was going ballistic at the Mrs over this an hour ago, what a load of old bollox.
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What’s the slide made by mate ?
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How does a rabbit know which way the wind is blowing when it’s down a hole
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Killed two this week at my place in north yorks.
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Can’t beat it, watching the flames with a dram, wife and daughter somewhere else and the 2 dogs inside in front of it.
