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  1. mushroom
    Fuuck YES! I would nail that plate myself! ? There's a beach bar/restaurant here that does a seafood paradilla (mixed grill type thing) it's for two people and I munch the lot everytime ?
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    Tbf I tried heavy handed with this nob (never have with any other dog I've had), it didn't work! Stressed me out, him out and anyone within 300yards. I then went the other way and fried the twat ? That made him listen. Now we've got to a point where he knows not to fuuck about but he'll push his point every now and then, which I can take. I see it as my failure but in saying that, I reckon even if I was giving him work every day, 6 months a year.... he'd still be a cnut ?
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    The one I've got him wearing is about 14 year old and is as good as the day I bought it. Cleaning it can be a cnut sometimes though. I soak it in hot water get most of the muck off then use a nail brush with just washing up liquid, scrub like fook, then soak it in hot soapy water for an hour again, scrub again, rinse as best, then bang it in the washing machine in a pillow case, with the dog towels. Bit of a process granted but it's still going strong and has at least another 3 dogs in it ?
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    Fresh cat shit, embedded into a SS collar! That takes some cleaning I tell you ?
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    Beautiful sight that mate, kid and pup together. Like Katch said they' be best of pals
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    I was lol hence why I got shouted at by the mrs ? She was ready to fuuck me up tbh ?
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    Kinell lol that lane is tight too ?
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    Man, I've had expensive work shirts ruined! Pulled off the maiden and claw holes left in them ? Little fuuckers won't come near me now ? I got shouted at t'other night for chasing the kitten around the gaff, trying to boot it for fuucking up my baccy pouch ? baccy everywhere ffs and I'm the one in the wrong ?
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    Mine isn't a chewer, thank fook! He did when he was little (pup) as expected but grew out of it... it's the cats that tear the fuuck out of my shit. Does my head right in, brand new sofa ruined in a week ?
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    How strange... we went that direction too ?
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    Wasn't it SS who got one and it grew into a right head banger? ?
  12. mushroom
    How long you got? ??? He's a cnut! ?
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    It's the same thing. I can actively track you through data. I don't need to listen in, in real time. You are being watch first and foremost by AI.
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    Did you know that as long as there is line of sight, your GPS on Google maps will still work? As for mining data off phones, you gave them permission to. FB has been listening for keywords/accounts in close proximity for years. I.e. you walk into a bar and see someone you know. You're not FB friends but you have connections in common. You will see a friend suggestion for that person in the next 24hrs
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    I swear... she has wee feet ?
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    Side note.. I've just been bowling with the mrs... look at her wee little boots ???
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    I'm terrible for getting up in the middle of the night and attacking the fridge ? To look at me, you'd think I'd walk out 1980's Ethiopia ? A bbq should be cooking until it dies out ?
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    Them tomatoes ain't cooked ? ??? Looks lovely mate
  19. mushroom
    Bolloxks, you're still on there ?
  20. mushroom
    I've said it before.. Here, they invest in their kids! Every Dr I've ever seen here, has been from here or Portugal! Sucks
  21. mushroom
    Just the head shape, tan and well overall look in your eye... looks like an egg that woke up on the wrong side of the bed ? Sorry, I've had a couple ?
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    LMAO you ya water to wine changing devil you ? Nah he's in the new testament... ergo the Koran.. they call him Eisha (spelling) ? Probably ?
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    You look like an evil egg ?
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    That was always the worst! You knew them cnuts were chatting about ya and ya dad was biting at the bit for you to get home ?
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