LIES, LIES I TELL YA.
It was fuucking dinner time and the lovely ladies that slopped it, shaped my sexual desires.... What with them sexy uniforms, omg tights and snot ridden tissues in every pocket, that would come out the instant you looked like you were gonna sneeze, Mrs Mcloughlin by eck she looked like she could make acid melt
.. plus they wa called dinner ladies ??
We have nothing to say to each other..... school dinners! ? Besides, you're not even northern, I bet you say cap instead of cup ya southern cnut ?