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    ...... bollocks to Plummer !! My books are better than his !! Ther'e better than anybodies !! Darcy was still miles away, but this statement came to him thru' the ether and hit him like a bolt of lightning !!! The battle of the books was about to begin ........ Cheers.
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    Now don't be silly........it WASN'T easy. My mate does over a ton every night !! In his Jag !!.............. Oh; you mean rabbits ??? Cheers.
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    It would have to be the "THL Banquet"; Starter ; Lab's Mars Bar. Main; Baw's Haggis. Dessert; Tomo's Fairy Cake, (Gas Mark 5, 30 Minutes). Cheers.
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    Am I reading this right....... This guy was going to breed a litter, and bribe another bloke to say his dog was the sire, and when the other bloke refused, Bubble started a thread slagging the blokes dog ??? Cheers.
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    how much is it to use lucas? Haven't got a clue ?? You seem to have all the answers !!!! Cheers.
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    Maybe "SPORT" is a tightarse and would rather use an inferior dog than pay the asking price for Lucas ??? Cheers.
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    .........and then Lab awoke from the coma he had been in ever since he found out some mad old geordie had crossed the border and killed all his phessies ........... Cheers.
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    Bit of a paradox that some people are saying there is no rabbits about, yet other people are getting 70's, 's, even 100 in a night Maybe the people who say there are none about, ought to travel a bit farther ! Cheers.
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    The motely crew pressed ever onwards, and in the distance espied what appeared to be a clapped out volvo surrounded by a wild looking tribe accompanied by huge savage looking dogs. As they got nearer they were greeted by the words "AREET MARRA" ! They had stumbled across the Fuji Tribe, who were on there summer vacation !! (OK, it's winter, but all seasons are the same in West Cumbria) !! They offered the weary travellers sustenance, but said they must leave before the return of the fearsome "Minshaw Man", as he would want to fight them all, or at least have a match with Skycats Airedales.....
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    The bus pulled into what appeared to be a Hermits lodge, it was empty; but from out the back, they could hear the rattling of a badge covered hat, and the swirl of a kilt, and the muttering of ancient scottish curses; they had stumbled on the abode of the ancient scottish hermit FOXGUN TOM !!! Skycats Airdales instantly attacked his sporran, causing such a wild outpouring of venamous curses that they quickly re-boarded the bus and beat a hasty retreat leaving the hermit in his self imposed exile ......... Cheers.
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    Surely Venezuelan Beaver Cheese is the absolute apex of cheeses ?? Cheers.
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    My heads spinning, I can't think of one !! Cheers.
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    On descending into a mist filled glen, the intrepid bunch were stopped in their tracks by an awful wailing, in a strange, primevil language, as they edged uncertainly forward, ears straining to make sense of the primordal gibbering..... sounds like "phessises", "lobs", "bigland" "boab" and "kizzy" were heard !!! It could only mean one thing !!! The Ghost of Christmas Past !!!! Better known as ........... Cheers.
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    I try to get to a boxing day hunt every year, last year it was the Border, year before it was the Tynedale, at Matfen. I'll probably go to the Border again, as they let the dogs in the Percy !! LOL !! Cheers.
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    Last year we met at the Percy in Oterburn on Boxing day. Cheers.
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    He's just testing the waters for a book he's writing; "The Gay Lampers Handbook" !!! Cheers.
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    Remind me never to buy a pup from this guy !! Cheers.
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    A fairy tale for Xmas, from Uncle Joe !! There is a lot of folklore regarding hares; the "easter bunny" is actualy a hare, based, I think, on Saxon or Celtic myth. The "lucky rabbits foot" is also origionaly a hares foot. And more up to date, Bugs Bunny is actualy a hare !! LOL !! Good read, Joe ! Cheers.
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    Would have ben even more tragic if it had took the bairn away and ate it !!! I saw this in the paper this morning and thought "f*****g Hell " !! Not a lot in the papers shocks me.... but this did !! Cheers.
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    Isn't it strange how human compassion kicks in ? If that fox was running into the squeak, there'd be no second thoughts about slipping the dog.... but when it's hung up and helpless, most of us would free it !!! Strange animals, us humans !!! Cheers.
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    Depends how close it was to my chicken yard !! LOL !! Nah; you probaly did the right thing Tomo ! I've had a few scratches letting cats out of snares that I have found. Cheers.
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    http://www.machinehe..._time_calc.html around 36mph This is the little guy who can run approx. 36mph, Chartpolski may recognise him? Yep ! Sure do; and I think he only weighs around 28/30 lb ? Cheers.
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    With the size of the fields you have down there, stubble as far as the eye can see, I'm supprised saluki's and their hybrids aren't more popular; Cheers.
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    The RSPCA spent £330,000 of DONATED money making this prosecution !!! They only recouped £15,000 that the defendants had to pay !! Even the Judge was appalled at the waste of a CHARITIE'S money !! I hope everyone who has ever donated to these people are aware of this, and the top people in the RSPCA getting six figure salaries !! Cheers.
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    What the f**k ?? Are you realy asking if a Grey should line a Beddy ??? My God ! How stupid has this site gone ?? Cheers.
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