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Classics are classics for a reason!!

No lighty no likey.

Does that bird puller work …. Do you put it in her drink or what ? Asking for a mate

I read an article a few days ago advocating banning catapults in the UK,but its impossible to legislate against elastic and wood frame.

England last night - Fair to assume Tuchel likes Anthony Gordon. Starting on the left and even moved him centre rather than taking him off to get a look at Rashford. Pointless crying over spilt milk but I still believe that if Southgate had used him properly at the Euros he may have gone out with more of a bang than a whimper. Over the moon for Eliot Anderson getting a run of games. Once in blue moon a club like Newcastle produce one of our own and see him progress to senior England level, fingers crossed. Still stings to see him playing league games for another club though. Support

Thankfully I am fluent in Jockspeak. And I understand you are making a particularly penetrative observation. Namely , that terriers will give tongue if allowed to chase. I have considered your contribution to the thread in enormous detail and would offer the following. Being an empathetic sort, I will deliver it your own language. Aye, you f****n divvy. That's how we divnae f****n use them as lurchers ffs. Their legs are too f****n wee, ya bawbag. They get frustratet and start their greeting noise. You'd be shiting small if ye relied on a terrier tae fill yer freeza.Terriers are mea

Sorry mate I forgot

So I thought I’d go and put what scrap I’ve got in this afternoon because my scrap lad mate said it’s starting to drop in price a little, so I went to my local place, normally I just chuck it on the scale but for some reason I went and checked the price, £2.70kg on the copper sod that, so I rang EMR in Middlesbrough, £5.80kg and the bloke said bring it over in the morning because the price is starting to drop, I wouldn’t like to guess how much copper is there but there’s about 40kg of lead and a bag of unstripped cable to go with it, I guess we’ll find out tomorrow

Your kind of reaction when dog ran up that muck track. . Can just see you now. No FFS come back. A can't spake diabolical lol

that's it, you're done wi me.

A know a cant spake lol. Send him off Campbell. Send that jack Russell off. Ya bottles b*****d ya.

Your finished wi Wendy

Lots of these songs were recorded by Lomax https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSkeSWIxVtKRzNent2rnIrW0VNngfjTT-&si=raV95nTL__4qwBND

Gordon Bennett

Fox here's like go f**k your self lol.

thought the whippet had got her first hare, to be fair she has only run around four, off the ditch on winter wheat, 3 tight turns and I thought she's got it this time, as they got to the tree everything stopped, Hartley had disappeared into it

Your cell mates in a secure unit ?or the same person? Grebs grandparents?an escaped science experiment from a secret lab ,Gary glitter and rose west's missing love children ???

Chicken then the egg / egg then the chicken

I like a bayer

Yeah, I’ve been using it mainly to send updates and quick replies. Bit of a pain setting it up, but once sorted, it saves loads of time chatting with customers.

What are we back at school ? Running telling tales

A terrier goes to ground for first time. Heads off down the earth. Comes head on with a rusty for first time. The dog knows there's something there but doesn't know what. Gets bitten for first time. Either nipped or a proper bite. From that first bite or nip. You'll know whether or not that dogs guna get hold or back off and just bark at the c**t.

Apart from me our mitre, your the only one that talks sense on here