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Girls are at school so thought on the way to shopping we'd grab a coffee from the  Costa drive thru. Misses asks me what I want as she's driving; just a coffee, what type? Just a white coffee. She apparently doesn't know how to say that in Costa language, I don't come here so didn't realise it'd be a difficult ask. Conversation with the drive thru went as follows - 

- can I have a salted caramel frostino with a shot of coffee and cream

- what size? 

- large

-mediums the biggest

- medium please. 

- can I also have a white coffee

- is that an Americano

- just a coffee

- do you want milk

-please 

- what type 

-normal 

-is that dairy

-please

- skinny, skimmed, semi skimmed or whole

- whole

.f**k me that was painful! I've attached a photo of the monstrosity she ordered 

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gay...very fecking gay

Present from wife 💕

Yorkshire Tea is where it's at, might as well eat a bag of sugar when you get all those fancy coffees, terribly unhealthy things. 

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1 hour ago, South hams hunter said:

Girls are at school so thought on the way to shopping we'd grab a coffee from the  Costa drive thru. Misses asks me what I want as she's driving; just a coffee, what type? Just a white coffee. She apparently doesn't know how to say that in Costa language, I don't come here so didn't realise it'd be a difficult ask. Conversation with the drive thru went as follows - 

- can I have a salted caramel frostino with a shot of coffee and cream

- what size? 

- large

-mediums the biggest

- medium please. 

- can I also have a white coffee

- is that an Americano

- just a coffee

- do you want milk

-please 

- what type 

-normal 

-is that dairy

-please

- skinny, skimmed, semi skimmed or whole

- whole

.f**k me that was painful! I've attached a photo of the monstrosity she ordered 

IMG_20210914_101004.jpg

I think in coffe shop speak a normal cup of coffee is known as a flat white,👍👍I don’t use coffee shops or mcD type of take always out of principle but I do get offered the odd one by people I meet and that is what I will ask for 👍

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9 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

I would reply but don’t want to spill my chocca mocha 😇

Haha, fook sake, take flask of black coffie, and few murry mints,  you be fine haha☺️

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1 minute ago, Arry said:

Cornish tea at least its grown in this country.

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Cheers Arry

Where can I buy that? Is it just like normal tea, I love the stuff but can’t be doin way any that fancy shite, nambarrie is a good tea, hard to get here tho so it a toss up between ringtons an Yorkshire, or if we run low am have to send kids to paki shop then typhoo or tetley ☹️

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I spend a bit much on Costa and similar , but it's convenient, normally get an extra shot. It's my treat when travelling about or a livener before I get home to family lol. I like tea but it's got to be just so. Rarely enjoy if anyone else making it. I'm in my cabin pouring instant out of a jar tipping bag of sugar and stirring with a bit of filler rod, in a soggy old Costa cup , so it's not all the time...

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