NEWKID 26,211 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 9 hours ago, South hams hunter said: People that try and abbreviate abbreviations, text talk and humming Humming is an irritant for sure... But yesterday I rang the plant hire company to book a digger, the lad said "wait a minute and I'll see whats in the yard"... He then started whistling down the phone as he was walking out into the yard... this was at least a minute.... the whole while bursting my ear drum with his high pitched whistling....twat! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
C.green 3,203 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 Or when you get home after a busy day and mrs has done a shit dinner nothing tops that for me i dont think. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 23 minutes ago, TOMO said: oh just thought of another.....the word or term......"Fam"......oh my god anybody that says that wants a punch in the mouth I've heard famalam a couple of times now.... I mean f***ing really, family is easier to say ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, NEWKID said: Humming is an irritant for sure... But yesterday I rang the plant hire company to book a digger, the lad said "wait a minute and I'll see whats in the yard"... He then started whistling down the phone as he was walking out into the yard... this was at least a minute.... the whole while bursting my ear drum with his high pitched whistling....twat! Lol Why would anyone do that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 18,619 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 Robo Calls I'm getting loads at the moment. Cheers Arry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,332 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 I’m genuinely not going to bother listing mine, it would be a list so long and so offensive to so many people that it just isn’t worth the aggro ! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 3,678 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Arry said: Most thing that Socks and you guys have said already. BUT. The Wife coming in hovering when I'm quietly watch a game or trying to consecrate on something gets steam coming out my ears. Cheers Arry Wish my wife could Hover Arry just for the novelty of seeing her floating about 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 cats shitting in my garden, cyclists jumping red lights, smoking in the car with kids, parent and child spaces , career doleys, football shirts as fashion and surveys for everything you buy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,392 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 1 hour ago, South hams hunter said: cats shitting in my garden, cyclists jumping red lights, smoking in the car with kids, parent and child spaces , career doleys, football shirts as fashion and surveys for everything you buy I smoke but have never smoked near kids. My eldest is 18 and still knows not to come near me if I have a lit ciggy (outside obviously). Boils my piss seeing people pushing prams, holding kids hands with a fag in their hand. Quality of workmanship here. Ffs how can they stand back and say I'm proud of that job? Cracks, uneven tiles, shit everywhere. People who don't know how to que (yes Spanish again lol) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, mushroom said: I smoke but have never smoked near kids. My eldest is 18 and still knows not to come near me if I have a lit ciggy (outside obviously). Boils my piss seeing people pushing prams, holding kids hands with a fag in their hand. Quality of workmanship here. Ffs how can they stand back and say I'm proud of that job? Cracks, uneven tiles, shit everywhere. People who don't know how to que (yes Spanish again lol) talking of the Spanish, there faith in zebra crossings - just walk, don't even look. shocked me 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,392 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 26 minutes ago, baker boy said: Might be better for your mental health to come home going by your last few posts..... Weather is nice mind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,664 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 2 hours ago, WILF said: I’m genuinely not going to bother listing mine, it would be a list so long and so offensive to so many people that it just isn’t worth the aggro ! Im bored out my skull so allow me..... Mid life crisis gimp drivers who see a pretty lady at a zebra crossing and screech to a halt to let her cross as its the only way a pretty lady is likely to look at him. Over politeness of any kind on the road. Cyclists in general. Absolute minge types on internet forums that act all " i dont take no shit " on their keyboard but hide in the real world. Footballers who walk onto the pitch pointing their fingers in the air praying.....say your prayers in the dressing you prick we dont care. Referees who think they are the focal point of the game. New found lockdown fitness champs. Blacks who say " aks " instead of " ask ". People who keep ridiculously over conditioned dogs for the sole purpose of taking photographs of it. Female power walkers who swing their arms around like a demented orangutan while walking at 1.8 mph. Sad fuckers with extreme opinions using internet forums as their social life because no c**t takes any notice of them anywhere else. Pretty friends of your wife who give you them " aunty " type kisses with their cheek. Blokes who start a conversation with " do you know such and such " Idiots who cling onto them E cig things like its keeping them alive. Women who look at you like its your fault they are ugly. Birds who think shaking a nasty fat jelly arse around is even remotely sexy. Thats just off the top of my canister i better not too much thought into it. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,332 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 14 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: Im bored out my skull so allow me..... Mid life crisis gimp drivers who see a pretty lady at a zebra crossing and screech to a halt to let her cross as its the only way a pretty lady is likely to look at him. Over politeness of any kind on the road. Cyclists in general. Absolute minge types on internet forums that act all " i dont take no shit " on their keyboard but hide in the real world. Footballers who walk onto the pitch pointing their fingers in the air praying.....say your prayers in the dressing you prick we dont care. Referees who think they are the focal point of the game. New found lockdown fitness champs. Blacks who say " aks " instead of " ask ". People who keep ridiculously over conditioned dogs for the sole purpose of taking photographs of it. Female power walkers who swing their arms around like a demented orangutan while walking at 1.8 mph. Sad fuckers with extreme opinions using internet forums as their social life because no c**t takes any notice of them anywhere else. Pretty friends of your wife who give you them " aunty " type kisses with their cheek. Blokes who start a conversation with " do you know such and such " Idiots who cling onto them E cig things like its keeping them alive. Women who look at you like its your fault they are ugly. Birds who think shaking a nasty fat jelly arse around is even remotely sexy. Thats just off the top of my canister i better not too much thought into it. I’ll leave the e-cig in the van when I buy you that cup of tea one day ! Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,458 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 14 hours ago, socks said: Ok I’m sorry tell Marie I’m not really a top porn star ........ Too late she, s already watched anal dwarf vols 1 and 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 31 minutes ago, twobob said: Too late she, s already watched anal dwarf vols 1 and 2 She was amazed how much Ken could take...very impressive!! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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