Pet hates.

[NEWKID 26,211]

50 minutes ago, gnasher16 said:

Im bored out my skull so allow me.....

Mid life crisis gimp drivers who see a pretty lady at a zebra crossing and screech to a halt to let her cross as its the only way a pretty lady is likely to look at him.

Over politeness of any kind on the road.

Cyclists in general.

Absolute minge types on internet forums that act all " i dont take no shit " on their keyboard but hide in the real world.

Footballers who walk onto the pitch pointing their fingers in the air praying.....say your prayers in the dressing you prick we dont care.

Referees who think they are the focal point of the game.

New found lockdown fitness champs.

Blacks who say " aks " instead of " ask ".

People who keep ridiculously over conditioned dogs for the sole purpose of taking photographs of it.

Female power walkers who swing their arms around like a demented orangutan while walking at 1.8 mph.

Sad fuckers with extreme opinions using internet forums as their social life because no c**t takes any notice of them anywhere else.

Pretty friends of your wife who give you them " aunty " type kisses with their cheek.

Blokes who start a conversation with " do you know such and such "

Idiots who cling onto them E cig things like its keeping them alive.

Women who look at you like its your fault they are ugly.

Birds who think shaking a nasty fat jelly arse around is even remotely sexy.

 

Thats just off the top of my canister i better not too much thought into it.

 

 

Loads there i never even realised I hated, until you kindly pointed them out!! Lol

[eastcoast 3,729]

15 hours ago, pesky1972 said:

Same. I think it’s an age thing. I’m only 49, and feel like I’m turning into Victor Meldrew. I reckon by 59 I’ll have got to the stage I’ll find everything, and everyone so irritating I’ll need to go and jump off a bridge.

Middle aged men threatening to jump off the Tyne Bridge at 07:30 on a weekday and making everyone else late for work. If they want to top themselves could they not show a little consideration for others and do it the weekend?

[iworkwhippets 12,247]

9 minutes ago, eastcoast said:

Middle aged men threatening to jump off the Tyne Bridge at 07:30 on a weekday and making everyone else late for work. If they want to top themselves could they not show a little consideration for others and do it the weekend?

 Fcukin hell matey 

[South hams hunter 8,837]

tomo saying about coffee reminded me, if i ever have to get an awful takeaway coffee; why does it have to be so complicated to get a coffee? no i don't want oat, goat or almond milk. no i dont want caramel, pumpkin or vanilla pumps. no i dont care whether you use skimmed or full fat milk - i just want a white coffee. oh you mean a (insert stupid name here) - i just want a f***ing coffee

[Jonjon79 13,340]

11 minutes ago, South hams hunter said:

tomo saying about coffee reminded me, if i ever have to get an awful takeaway coffee; why does it have to be so complicated to get a coffee? no i don't want oat, goat or almond milk. no i dont want caramel, pumpkin or vanilla pumps. no i dont care whether you use skimmed or full fat milk - i just want a white coffee. oh you mean a (insert stupid name here) - i just want a f***ing coffee

Yes, that. 

 

And coffee drive troughs - who the f**k invented them?

[South hams hunter 8,837]

3 minutes ago, Jonjon79 said:

Yes, that. 

 

And coffee drive troughs - who the f**k invented them?

they've put one off the main roundabout as you enter Plymouth, thing causes the whole roundabout to be at a standstill at times

[Maximus Ferret 2,055]

16 hours ago, shaaark said:

Defiantly

Instead of definately, both here and at the other place.

[Maximus Ferret 2,055]

15 hours ago, NEWKID said:

Yes... hate that...and wearing their trousers under their ass.... I mean why? It looks stupid and it would drive you mad surely, surely you just naturally pull your trousers up when they are slipping over your ass...its a natural reaction  aint it?

[iworkwhippets 12,247]

theres a young lad lives near me, ive mentioned him before, i dont think hes ever seen soap n water, id love to sand blast him, and ive told him so, his ceks are always practicaly around his ankles ,   talk about depth of gusset 

[Maximus Ferret 2,055]

14 hours ago, South hams hunter said:

Bleeping - microwave does it, fridge does it, washing machine does it, freezer does it and tumble dryer does it. 

I know your f***ing finished because your not making that stupid noise you make when your processing and yes I know the f***ing doors open! 

Car does it too if you put a bag of shopping on the passenger seat without a seatbelt.

[Daniel cain 42,894]

9 hours ago, Jonjon79 said:

Those pricks that wait until they're right on a roundabout before indicating. 

 

I'm mostly driving a works van nowadays so, I just don't stop for them.

 .......... f**k 'em. I'll write off their leased Audi

I'm the same, if I'm in my work van or personal vehicles without the kids..... obvs

[Jonjon79 13,340]

2 hours ago, gnasher16 said:

 

Blacks who say " aks " instead of " ask ".

 

 

 

I've been away from my old estate for a while now so, I'd forgotten about that one .......... yes, that is really anoying.

 

It was the white kids and black kids talking like that - they had a proper shitty version of the English language

[Daniel cain 42,894]

The silly cnuts that have spent £200 in sports direct on running gear you only see exercising in rush hr traffic.... Or walking along on their f***ing phones... No exercise doing

[South hams hunter 8,837]

1 minute ago, Daniel cain said:

The silly cnuts that have spent £200 in sports direct on running gear you only see exercising in rush hr traffic.... Or walking along on their f***ing phones... No exercise doing

its a daft f***ing fashion aint it

[Daniel cain 42,894]

Just now, South hams hunter said:

its a daft f***ing fashion aint it

Especially when they got a big Somalian arse and them stupid puffed up fish lips..... Makes me want to kick the cnuts up the arse..