big sid 1,119 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 some fussy people on here when your as poor and as ugly as me any hole's a goal 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,662 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 1 hour ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Oh don’t even start obviously the car keys live on the side of the couch and the bank card on the mirror shelf in the en-suite bathroom , where else would they live ? these mysteries also align with “have we got any cat food ? “ or making the f***ing bed or fake eyelashes on every f***ing surface in the house , or mascara on the carpet , or standing on a pair of eyebrow tweezers or not putting a bag in the bin and finding it full of empty st tropez spray tins . Does my canister in , feel like max from wolf of Wall Street for the first hour I get back in from work . Womens hygiene is just a mystery to me at times,my ol woman is immaculate in every way.....yet the other day i caught her using my electric toothbrush...." what do you think you're doing thats my one " i says......" my one's packed up i just thought id use yours "........" yeah but sharing a toothbrush is f****n mingin whats wrong with you " i says......." well i have a lot worse of your bodily fluids than that in my mouth what difference does it make " she says.......must admit i didnt really have an answer 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,662 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 1 hour ago, lurcherman 887 said: To heavy handed mate, you need to calm down and take your time, it’s only a defenceless bag. Nah to begin with i was gentle,patient and respectful ......but at some point you just gotta show these things who's boss......they wont try that shit with me again 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,322 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 29 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: Womens hygiene is just a mystery to me at times,my ol woman is immaculate in every way.....yet the other day i caught her using my electric toothbrush...." what do you think you're doing thats my one " i says......" my one's packed up i just thought id use yours "........" yeah but sharing a toothbrush is f****n mingin whats wrong with you " i says......." well i have a lot worse of your bodily fluids than that in my mouth what difference does it make " she says.......must admit i didnt really have an answer Bang !!!……cop for that ! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leo Sayer 1,704 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 2 hours ago, mackem said: Used to love Phoenix Nights, proper northern humour lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,458 Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 On 11/03/2024 at 06:52, Arry said: The One's I call 40's drive 40mph in a 70 limit and 40 in a 30 limit. Cheers Arry Had one of them this morning 40 in a60 50 ina 40 whats wrong with em arry be facked if i know 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,986 Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 1 hour ago, twobob said: Had one of them this morning 40 in a60 50 ina 40 whats wrong with em arry be facked if i know If you can work them out you will be richer than bill gates and more intelligent than Stephen hawkings laptop 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 3,729 Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 On 09/03/2024 at 22:25, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Taylor swift rated as a feminist icon , absolute slosh pot , been shoved more times than a Chinese fire door sick to death of her average fizzock staring out from every nfl game highlights, over celebrating her fellas every touch . Boring middle of the road bint who if it wasnt for her pushy parents would be sat in the tills in walmart in middle of butt f**k nowhere . bang average Her angst ridden songs of failed puppy love ain't exactly up there with Nina Simone or Billy Holiday but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating biscuits. Would make her lick up all the crumbs though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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