sussex 5,776 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 4 hours ago, mushroom said: I smoke but have never smoked near kids. My eldest is 18 and still knows not to come near me if I have a lit ciggy (outside obviously). Boils my piss seeing people pushing prams, holding kids hands with a fag in their hand. Quality of workmanship here. Ffs how can they stand back and say I'm proud of that job? Cracks, uneven tiles, shit everywhere. People who don't know how to que (yes Spanish again lol) The workmanship bit is spot on ....I went to change a light fitting the other day at my brothers place ..inside the top fitting they had no hook for the light to hang on so they used the body of a bic biro wedged in the ceiling rose and hung the light of that .....and when it comes to bricklaying it makes me go dizzy looking at it ..my three year old grandson could do better with a fcuking shovel ... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,334 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: People who pull up at the fuel pumps blocking the pay by card pumps... Then f**k off inside to do the weekly shop while I'm waiting to fill up with my fuel card... That really fucks me off... Shot some mouthy prick who did it to me, few months back with a crusty piece of sausage and double theraband.... Jumped a f***ing mile the cock knocker See, I’m totally different, I get a deep feeling of utter destain for anyone I see using automated payment things in shops or garages.......talk to real people and have a human conversation you f***ing mongs ! Lol 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,223 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 Labourers when you pick them up in the morning and the first words are “ what time we finishing” I tell them now and do the job myself 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,223 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 People who use the phrase living my best life I’ve got this! 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,893 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, WILF said: See, I’m totally different, I get a deep feeling of utter destain for anyone I see using automated payment things in shops or garages.......talk to real people and have a human conversation you f***ing mongs ! Lol Company fuel card.. No need to go in the shop and deal with the mongos I smashed my phone yesterday and got to phone shop for 5:30pm...told the girl I need to speak to a human... That's why I pay my bill... She was cut off 3 times but sorted me out a replacement.... Got out of there at 6:10 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,334 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: Company fuel card.. No need to go in the shop and deal with the mongos I smashed my phone yesterday and got to phone shop for 5:30pm...told the girl I need to speak to a human... That's why I pay my bill... She was cut off 3 times but sorted me out a replacement.... Got out of there at 6:10 Mate, just think of all the “Nectar point?” and “Doughnut for 50p ?” offers you are missing ? Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,393 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 25 minutes ago, sussex said: The workmanship bit is spot on ....I went to change a light fitting the other day at my brothers place ..inside the top fitting they had no hook for the light to hang on so they used the body of a bic biro wedged in the ceiling rose and hung the light of that .....and when it comes to bricklaying it makes me go dizzy looking at it ..my three year old grandson could do better with a fcuking shovel ... Mate, they renovated the metro station in my barrio.... WTAF! Not one tile is flush, 5 years on the grout is still all over the tiles. I've had the same issue with electrics, not worth a fuuck. I ended up redoing most of the fittings. Sockets had no back box, just a hole with wires sticking out (too short) and the socket was stuck to the wall with bloody silicone Anyway another pet hate... The mother in law sending me videos of dogs. Last one was a dog dressed as a baby, watching Pepper pig and then doing the shopping I'm mean come on! I told her she needs a hobby ffs 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 Live, laugh, love - tattoos or on the wall 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 Pet hates... Gemma Collins Working dog adverts that say shit like "wont be begged" & PM for price Dog lads that moan about the state of working dog shows these days and have stunning, well worked dogs! Dogs that always take a dump right in the path your walking. Kennel whiners That queer weather bloke Thinking of more hates that will come to me the second i hit 'submit reply' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,140 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 18 hours ago, pesky1972 said: bring back capital punishment for the beasts and rapists in our society. Totally agree 100%. But with the retarded views that are with the british judicial system, that woud be breaching said scum's basic rights etc!! F@CKING RIDICULOUS!! The C@NTS have ruined whole family's lives, but the system says they have human rights!! WRONG!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Bosun11 said: Pet hates... Gemma Collins Working dog adverts that say shit like "wont be begged" & PM for price Dog lads that moan about the state of working dog shows these days and have stunning, well worked dogs! Dogs that always take a dump right in the path your walking. Kennel whiners That queer weather bloke Thinking of more hates that will come to me the second i hit 'submit reply' Wyn evans, theres lovely Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bosun11 said: PM for price that get on my nerves ... is it a secret or just different prices depending on how i say hello? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MH1 1,805 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 56 minutes ago, keepdiggin said: People who use the phrase living my best life I’ve got this! and their job on Facebook will be "mumpreneur" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 3,729 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Bosun11 said: Pet hates... Gemma Collins Working dog adverts that say shit like "wont be begged" & PM for price Dog lads that moan about the state of working dog shows these days and have stunning, well worked dogs! Dogs that always take a dump right in the path your walking. Kennel whiners That queer weather bloke Thinking of more hates that will come to me the second i hit 'submit reply' The queer weather bloke? Which one?That's like saying that annoying female TV presenter, continuity announcer, radio DJ, voiceover on an advert, sports presenter, TV archeologist or weather girl that all sound like they've had elocution lessons from Catherine Tate's Lauren the teenager. Need to be more pacific. Edited March 23, 2021 by eastcoast 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 Wyn evans Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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