ditchman
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Everything posted by ditchman
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im a breakfast slut............
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so Brand has some morals after all...2nds after jerermy would be off the table thats for sure
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good old country boi humour dew summat to crack me up boi
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looks ace .....did you have a big suet dumpling with it ?
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oooh you rude boy..............
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do you have a shotgun certificate or FAC...........if so lock up your valuables be very careful how you get rid of her if you do it badly....she might use your gun ownership against you get you mrs to dump her on the pretext that she is taking on more duties in the home........give her a finishing "drink"......something like a couple of teabags in an evelope...and do as suggested ....go to a acredited agency......
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Homemade canoe and a stroke of luck!
ditchman replied to comanche's topic in Countryside Skills, Craft & DIY
love it......the closest ive ever come to making a boat and an adventure ...was when i was given a inflated tractor inner tube and a small rubberised tarpaulin....made myself a paddle and a few cheese sanries and a bottle of dandylion &burdock and i was good to go... your dog looked chilled out -
if i met him in a pub for the first time and knew nothing about him............i would think there aint something right about him...... time will tell what comes to pass.......and judging by past investigations of TV/media lovies ...it aint going to be good
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old age shed pullers...think they are driving a bleedin artic'......pull out wide right to turn left ...very slowly...
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very nice ..i could eat that no probs..........tomorrow im doing a samble oelak with shrimps and stuff ..may well copy you and do some egg fried rice an all
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dont ban Nottinghill carnival.............move it to Hyde park ....or Siria....
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you are lookin in the wrong mirror again.......woger wabbit
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so thats what i ate ..in the bushtucker trial........thought it smelt a bit of wee
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i get fat just looking at this bloody thread
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i will eat anything IF IT LOOKS NICE....presentation is all important
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thats just right for me
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that looks seriously nice.....
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they are some proper cooks on here.............
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are they Branston baked beans ?
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christ thatlooks nice.....to cool a currydown...add sugar.....to heat it up add vinegar..
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with our luck in this day and age its more likely to be a shower of heamoroids
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its like an old pinewood movie..........................ok ...one guy goes missing......and look how long it takes to track him down....how are we going to cope with 10's of thousands migrants that have gone missing
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errr correct me if im wrong ....if you shot a white pheasant its notthe fine you will worry about its the kick up the arse and mouthful of invective you will recieve from the keeper.........................they are not there for fun......they are marker birds......a white pheasant with released birds are alot easier to see than the released birds.....it saves alot of work for the keeper in findingthe birds the evening before a shoot ...so he can dog them in for you to have a gooddrive the next day.....
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ahhh the good ole days ......when ginger was freely availble and hampsters were cheep madge would always hit the high notes with a well placed bit of peeled ginger....
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the story of hughie green and jess yates......is an excellent story.....its just very funny to think ...thatwhilst Jess yates was doing songs on sunday religeous programme ...old hughie was rogering sensless his mrs..HHhhahhahhhahhaahhaaa
