Jump to content

ditchman

Members
  • Content Count

    1,961
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

Everything posted by ditchman

  1. Bloody wankers the lot of them
  2. Boring stuff today..........pie and chips and gravy
  3. those "tubes" of lead......can you unwrap then ?....are they written on when unwrapped.....if they are rolled prayer requests...it might mean you are in the area of a small temple ? just a thought
  4. LOL.......you should get "the works " for that offering...........you will be tired tomorrow morning
  5. sweet&sour...........for a change... the instructions tell you you chuckthe contents of the jar in with yer fried stuff andboil...............yuck i fry me stuff up so its mr al dente...add 3 spoonfuls of sweet and sour ..fry so it crackles ..add yer prawns or whatever.. serve.....thatway you can taste everything....its not just a mash up
  6. Mel ...that would kill the both of us.............what a way to go ey ?
  7. when i was in the army takin crows for a wander on brekon.......i could eat that no bother..............that would kill me now............shame it looks bloody georgeous
  8. must have a few drops of woster sauce with that..
  9. made faggots with streaky bacon wrap....................really nice too
  10. when i moved one of the boxes from the kitchen went missing...so the chopping board is nor more.. tell you what .....if i stropped one of those saxon knives you made ...i tekon i could shave with it...the blade was thin enough and hard enough to take a shaving edge,, clever bugger you are
  11. i feckin hope not...........MEL3 used a crisp packet last time in place of a rubber.....salt&vinegar.....(stung a bit mind you)
  12. is that made from scrap silver......still got those saxon cheese knives you made me..
  13. ahhhh thancks for that.....it got a real slating elswhere
  14. narfick jalfrezi ...[BANNED TEXT] spuds boiled egg and chopped nana....... am i strange ?
  15. that pork chop looks perfect...............very nice indeed
  16. just a quickie to-nite ..plain raviolli with a homemade sauce with oinion brined peppers...tomatoe puree (and a bit of water) made a Anglo-Indian Jalfrezi for tomorrow ..its simmmering away in tthe slow cooker...i will turn it off later and let it superate overnight
  17. ditchman

    Israel

    get a grip boi............them lizards have been 'ere for years....
  18. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    severe shortage of hamsters...thats the problem i do apologise for my language .....i think i have been WILFED..
  19. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    "just yew tell 'em boi"...dont hold back....if more women started taking it up the shitter we wouldnt have this problem keep yew orn a troshin boi
  20. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    lot of hate out there folks
  21. there is nothin better than a well cooked PLAIN pork sausage with plenty of crumb in it..with those mushrooms....just lovely and simple...yep that really floats my boat
  22. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Women who fart if a women farts it should be a little squeakt one followed by .."ohh excuse me ...i will just go and powder my nose" a manly fart is a joy to behold and is usually accomanied by roars of encouragement and waves of applause..... women should know their place...and should not attempt in any event a raucous fart...it is simply not a feminin thing to do
  23. looks great..............i rally cant bring myself to eat sushi.....i must put flame to anything i eat...('cept pussy of coarse )
  24. jeesus you boys know how to live...........
×
×
  • Create New...