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  1. handsome birds...............some of them bantams are stunning.....i remember seeing them in cages at Swaffham market ....with ducks and other live poultry....
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    Israel

    Have the SNP been voted in again ?
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    Pet hates.

    Thin toilet paper.......................and IZAL toilet paper (the shiny stuff) never flushes away so when you look down the pan it looks like an ariel photo of Mount Fuji
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    Israel

    many a true word spoken in jest........
  5. that looks so nice....crust is bloody perfect...nice white plate to show it off...
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    Israel

    i rekon once the Gaza folk have moved south....the IDF will lock down gaza city....and make seige to it.....drone flights with infa red will show targets at night and then they will shell that area..any movement of Hamas heading for the outside....they will be cut down..could go on for months the IDF would be mad to enter the concete and rat warren place that is gaza city....
  7. like kippers and milts and roes and buckle..pigs chaps..bloaters......all bloody expensive now...its" in" food
  8. that will make a superb base for any meal you wish to make.............thats doing stuff the old way ......takes a bit of time ..but is worth it............... does anyone on here still eat marrow....the victorians were buggers for it....theyhad special silver marrow scopes ...
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    Pet hates.

    Havin a bad hairday mate
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    Israel

    clever......trying to get their people to turn on them.......
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    Pet hates.

    Women who fart....(they should do it in secret) Men are the only animal that has a liecence to fart.....it is gained after years of finely turning their anus muscle....so "at will"....they can produce a wide range of noises....from a girly squeak (almost at the same frequency as a sonic cleaner)....to a fruity deep throated roar of dominance.........
  12. i dont mind if my fingers smell a bit fishy afterwards.....very tasty
  13. finger food........chunky chips off the eat now or die shelf...youngs scampi... jobs a gooden
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    Israel

    not if your name is Yousaf............they would be happy on a swift weekend away on a concrete crusher
  15. nothing wrong with that .....anyday
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    Pet hates.

    people that call you "Chap"
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    Israel

    Hasnt Humsah Yousaf got family in Gaza........? Hamas should vote SNP......that will f**k Gaza up quicker than Israel can
  18. will you marry me i will love you long time joe.........just feed me
  19. come ...say it ...you are after my John Lewis plates..... got to up my game ...there are some awesome cooks on the forum...
  20. Ditchmans Mambo-italiano pan fried beef &chanti raviolli.. 3 tablespoonfuls of carbanara sauce......spinach...(dont like sloppy raviolli).with added stuff................couple of glasses of red going for a fag and a lay down now
  21. in awe of you boys cooking skills...
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    Israel

    unleash the dogs of war...cry havoc.... israel are going commit large quantity of assets on Gaza....lebanon are going to kick off...egypt are going to gob off..... then....then Iran and supporters of Iran are going to slowly get involved....Israel will be fighting on two many fronts Israel will be in danger of overreaching themselves......then they will say fuckit...and drop a hot one on Iran............Israel have already said they will do this a couple of years ago...and nobody complained about that statement. this is going to get nasty.....the electorate is baying for bl
  23. luuuve the prawns .........not sure about the other stuff ...looks a bit wishy washy /strange
  24. lovely way to spend yer money..............
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