ditchman
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Everything posted by ditchman
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well they bloody wernt where i was.......................never had so many wanks in my life ....damn near went blind
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i was right in the country...just outside Okeechobee............the young women (well most ofthem) were very "catholic" in their outlook on sex before marrige..........there were a few village bikes but christ they were ugly...."they were that bad they would have to sneak up on a glass of water to take a drink ".........
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was working in Florida when the 1st space shuttle went up...i watched from about 5 miles away.......... it was the only place ive been where i earnt money quicker than i spent it.........nearly didnt come back all i can remember was .....guns ...dogs....shooting...hunting...bit of work...good food...... it was also the only place i didnt have a shag...
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dont cook from scratch everyday its a real pain in the arse...so every now and then i get an expensive micr meal (£5 quid) use nice freah vedge added a bit of extra red wine to the beef bouginon......drunk the rest...thats wy me spelin is shit ahhh canr be bothered to type any more im going for a fagand a lay down... gave the bay leaf a pilots liecence please yerselves
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i have had many spanners .....i feel your pain.. for a while i used dust extracted wood shavings....dogs loved it and sucked the moisture out of their coats very quickly after working.......Mrs put the end to that as the dogs used to end up in the house now and again.....with the woodshavings....it looked like a feskin timber yard...(anyway thats what she said)
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careful with hessian sacks....if the dog chews them it might make him ill.....some of the older sacking was impregnated with chemicals to put off vermin chewing into them...
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im pissed on girly petrol so i wil make this quick Bombay buna balls-up with dry roasted madras with sprung onions im off to bed now ..im slaughtered....the lime on it was excellent
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sausages look half decent ..
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nothing special today snake&pygmy...........nice and easy on the old tum
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i would give him £10/tonne for his shit
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if you like plenty of hormones go for it.....just pray to god yer tits dont get any bigger....otherwise you might have to self identify when you get back home....to our good old carpet burgers
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clever boy.................the chemicals that are in vomit are also in alot of american chocolate.............there was a programe about it a few years back so you are not wrong in what you say
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those chalk pops look effin georgeous.......were they grilled ?
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you will need a dose of milk of amensia after that (or girlie petrol).....followed by atificial desperation.......
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nice chopped up and put in an iceberg salad
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cheers arry............cant go wrong with thighs....chicken or human
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foreign muck again today plum sauce chicken.....egg fried rice with spring onions..and mingy toutes
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wooow some real professional aficinadoes...there......
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i went onto mumsnet in the eaarly days...............jeesus christ...they dont take any prisoners....evil wretched bitches..
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i do something similar 'cept using plum jam and soya sauce...vinegar...tomatoe sauce.. that looks very nice
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im going to do that spinach and onion thing....quite fancy that
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Richad sanook address to the nation........... load of old cobblers..........wont make a jot of difference.....the plane will never take off
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looks as if someone really fell in love with your fish stinkers
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not a good idea ...they would gambol it all away on some sort of scheme involving Icelandic bank.com.........
