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ditchman

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  1. Ditchmans Mambo-italiano pan fried beef &chanti raviolli.. 3 tablespoonfuls of carbanara sauce......spinach...(dont like sloppy raviolli).with added stuff................couple of glasses of red going for a fag and a lay down now
  2. in awe of you boys cooking skills...
  3. ditchman

    Israel

    unleash the dogs of war...cry havoc.... israel are going commit large quantity of assets on Gaza....lebanon are going to kick off...egypt are going to gob off..... then....then Iran and supporters of Iran are going to slowly get involved....Israel will be fighting on two many fronts Israel will be in danger of overreaching themselves......then they will say fuckit...and drop a hot one on Iran............Israel have already said they will do this a couple of years ago...and nobody complained about that statement. this is going to get nasty.....the electorate is baying for bl
  4. luuuve the prawns .........not sure about the other stuff ...looks a bit wishy washy /strange
  5. lovely way to spend yer money..............
  6. ditchman

    Israel

    i wonder how many Hamas have come over the channel in recent times ...............sleepers ? just saying like
  7. ive seen ginger smugglers use them.....sneaky buggers
  8. ditchman

    Israel

    as populations expand...and land gets less...and the geological climate changes.....certain groups of peoples will disappear only the ones that can adapt and improvise will earn the right to life
  9. ditchman

    Israel

    before the god thing came along...everything was going tickerty boo...well so so anyway..... then the god thing came along ....factions split up and have spent the last few thousand years fighting each other as to who owns the bloody franchise.....cause thats what it is ...ask the bleedin' pope i stick to my beliefs UFO's Lizard people free anal sex
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    Israel

    Biden has made a comment..................im just waiting for a few words of wisdom from Kamala Harris now
  11. Grim......................i worked in southers sudan...and the butchers there were.....grim an all
  12. sunday afternoon sleeping pill.............rest of the day on my back on the setee ....mouth open snoring my damn head off cup of tea later with a cream puff get in there...
  13. ditchman

    Israel

    bet she didnt see that coming........a lonely towel beside the pool............
  14. very popular in Korea...(south)
  15. Delia Smith has gone on record saying that anyone who uses white pepper is common and not a cook.....i use white and black pepper all the time.......yorkshire puds and gravy made from the juices of the beef ..would not work without white pepper......white pepper and salt for my boiled egg ..... needless to say after the pic was taken....white pepper was applied the spode is going nowhere...its just ive been looking at it for over 50 years that and bloody "eternal bow" which my wife bought and i hated.... now both are gone i can cook and eat what i want i can have
  16. smoked eel on buttered toast ....is bloody good eating....the dutch have that for breakfast
  17. believe me that is one pie you wouldnt want to eat...........far to rich....and quite piqaunt..
  18. my proctologist..........is going going to give me hell on tuesday...when he goes in for a gander
  19. well im going 2 live eels and a otter...........pet shop boys on standby
  20. Hamsters are getting very short at the moment...........there are some really good deals on 2nd hand ginuea pigs on E-Bay sum ole boy down wroxham way...uses a trained mink......sum folk like living dangerously
  21. thats what they will be using when they run out of rubber for inflatables crossing the channel
  22. jeesus ...i forgot you were still alive.......i would rather have a boner in my throat that a hamster up ones bum....your go to "snack"...
  23. got some new plates...mums old spode have gone to the bottom of the cupboard..... Coc-O-Van............made the sauce (not pkt stuff)... looked a bit sad before i chuck it in the oven...so chucked in a good slug of Malbec good helping of vedgetable de la gas... jobs a gooden
  24. officer Dibble...mate.....Benny gave up as he got a bone stuck in his throat
  25. Perch cleaned and scraped.....then slashed on the flanks and buttered...and grilled....is in my view far tastier than trout when i was a nipper and got a decent pike...it was cleaned and filleted and soaked in vinegar and salt and water overnight prior to cooking...(used to get rid of that muddy taste)
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