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  1. ditchman
    Richmond sausages ?
  2. ditchman
    that is a joy to behold..
  3. ditchman
    proper food.....nice to see
  4. ditchman
    all your stuff puts me to shame
  5. ditchman
    if i ate all that ...i wouldnt be able to shop or move for at least 5 days
  6. ditchman
    love mushrooms in spag sauce.............dont like my sauce sloppy...i mix up the spag or that flat stuff with the sticky thick meat sauce and serve with home made parsley and garlic/butter oven done bread... celery and carrot in the mix as well
  7. ditchman
    thats what Lee&Perrin's was made for.........................thats looks excellent
  8. ditchman
    oooohhhhhh you've made my ring itch
  9. ditchman
    lets face it ..them chickens are a bit too young....almost a peodophile pousson
  10. ditchman
    whats with the egg on lamb chops....is this some drug infused fusion food ?
  11. ditchman
    how are the live eels old mate....are they wriggle ready ???
  12. ditchman
    Cheap roasto...with or witout gravy..... gravy made with Bisto old skool...mix liquid from meat....add a spoonful redcurrant jelly.. water add to meat juices in pan..with crushed half an oinion bring to the boil ..add more if needed cooking water.... if im having gravy with pheasant or partridge i usually add a large tot of sherry chicken thighs off the "eat now or die shelf" ...
  13. ditchman
    good for making fried sweetcorn patties to have with chilli-con-carne...
  14. ditchman
    my experiences with emergencysex are very varied.............ask MEL3........he was in his day the man to go to for hamsters and ginger..
  15. ditchman
    dangerous my man...............could get severe pressure build up...and end up blowing your testicles outa yer anus.....(common problem with clingfilm)
  16. ditchman
    every sunday i want to marry you and have your babies...
  17. ditchman
    ..........oh please ..ive just eaten..........christ you are a desperado.......do you use a crisp packet instead of a rubber ?
  18. ditchman
    i used to go to them 1940's village hall dances ..where they all dressed in period.....i used to drewl over the women....seams up their stocking ..thick red lipstick ...beautifully made up hair ....tight bulging bra's.....blah blah blah......................i tell you now boi it was stiffy central for me ....the women looked so femine...
  19. ditchman
    Mortal Engines..............i like to be entertained.....like si-fi and stuff...not present day stories..(have enuff problem with dealing with present day as it is...need to be taken away from now ...to be entertained)
  20. ditchman
    bet that turns out well...
  21. ditchman
    Eat now or die ...food......had a mooch around the cheap shelf in the co-op...none of which would make a meal ....but if you added it all together and added a onion and spice and puree and stuff ...made a passable pilau....
  22. ditchman
    they look very runny are they Heinz ?.......ive changed to Branston
  23. ditchman
    im a breakfast slut............
  24. ditchman
    so Brand has some morals after all...2nds after jerermy would be off the table thats for sure
  25. ditchman
    good old country boi humour dew summat to crack me up boi
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