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ditchman

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  1. better looking than sarah ferguson..................i would....as long as she had shaved her fanny with a freshly knapped flint.........i alwaays was old skool
  2. jeesus ...even i felt that....nice one.....lamped ...comes to mind
  3. i would rather be wanked off by Mick Hucknal.....he is better looking
  4. i did ..on a saturday i used to visit a tea estate and shoot driven guinea fowl late in the afternoon....(this was in southern sudan)
  5. when i was commuting to africa with BA always used to have guinea fowl in white wine sauce
  6. did you keep the lights for gravy ?
  7. Tell you what......im surprised..that looks really tasty combination
  8. thats what im having for tomorrow lunch......
  9. spagetti ragu........i dry my spag off so the sauce sticks better.....
  10. old food of yesteryear and for some of us old country boys.......
  11. and jeesus sayeth "suffer little chrildren ...cometh unto me ".........
  12. i would give that Mamood bird a good seeing to.....infact i would have a 3 some with priti Patel and her fine looking women......all squidgy and juicy and grateful..and compliant...
  13. fer christs sake dont let Mack anywhere near them he will start feeding them olives.....(gateway to weird foods)...then they will get hooked and he will be standing outside skools will jars of stuffed olives under his coat....... i know his game matey
  14. youbeen drinking that Chateaux bin juice again ?
  15. ive seen mel3 do that with a bin bag..............not a pretty sight
  16. quite right ...as long as it aint attatched to him
  17. never done chicken strogonoff....must have a go at it
  18. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    im not the one with a ginger ring around my willy ....melvin
  19. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    filthy boy........what sort of person do you think i am...............if you wanna feck Mick Hucknal then knock yerself out
  20. goat is one of the finest meats to curry
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