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  1. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    must have happened when i was asleep
  2. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    plenty of juice but no bits.............. wasnt excactly like the Hollywood blockbuster "Night of the moist woman"
  3. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    i was too busy wiping dribble off my suit........i did long days in london and was always tired on the way home never saw her again.....
  4. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    on a train once.......i was asleep with drewl coming out of my mouth down my suit front ..and iwoke up to see this beautiful woman in front of me with a look of pure disgust on her face...and she had white spittle in the corners of her mouth.... which was not pretty....
  5. yeah ...know what you mean.......make me gip looking at them ....
  6. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    beautiful women with white gobbits of spittal in the corners of their mouths .........RANK
  7. and woopie goldberge is her dad
  8. it looks really nice dosnt it..........i would love to be served that at 11 enses at the end of the 2nd drive
  9. bloody poofter tea...surprised you didnt have it with bloody olives
  10. decent looking bacon...........
  11. i shall just swim thro that and grab meself a sprout
  12. Beef Stroganoff....................
  13. Mels bin loaders.................(related to asda-bin-liner)
  14. it said on the packet "Korean style vedge"......and i made a sauce which was Korean style to cook the pork in.. sounds better made in Market Drayton...
  15. Korean belly pork and mixed vedge and brown rice
  16. careful now ...in your condition matey
  17. my gawd...............now i have seen it all..............its a step up from your hampsters Mel
  18. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    i have seen several pub acts ...usually on a sunday lunchtime.....the birds were usually quite decent in their 30's and 40's....they always looked sooooo bloody disinterested.....the look of boredom on their faces was so overwelming...i really think sometimes they kept trade away rather than bring it in
  19. we see alot of a la carte stuff on here...and them dishes are outstanding................but every now and again...Beanze mash and sausages really tick my box.......really simple and tasty scran
  20. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    specialist pub porn acts where the woman shoots ping-pong balls out of her anus........
  21. El-spago........some folk like it all mixed up together......i dry the spag off and add parmesan...pepper....fresh parsley..then chuck the ragu ontop made with shiraz....and loads of button mushrooms
  22. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Norwich City football club......................bleedin wankers
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