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ditchman

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  1. Does he work for Robertsons marmalade ?? that black pud looks the real deal
  2. my favourite brunch opened a fresh bottle of Lee&Perrins...white pepper...and colemans mustard used my favourite black pudding and cut it think
  3. i ventured into the world of gnocchi....wasnt overly impressed
  4. my mrs used to do a dish which we called "dead babys"....it was tin of chopped tomatoes and chopped onion with a few sausages chucked in ...boiled up ...and served with mash it was tasty but so not looked right
  5. it will make Toxeth look like a damp squib
  6. Dont worry Starmer is going to smash the gangs........
  7. did she forget to cook the sausages ?
  8. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Mandelson has just been done for urinating in a public place....
  9. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    same deal as last year ? ...half a dozen eels and 7 hamsters (washed)
  10. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    you are a cheeky dirtbag sometimes............hows the ginger farming going....are you looking at a good crop this year
  11. these were tasteless ...i think they were 32% scampi.....(proberly hydraulically removed from shells)...... we (the people) are being shagged down the road by taxes and supermarkets
  12. sweet chilli vedge noodles and scampi
  13. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    giles Brandreth..............arse licking low life...he makes my stomach churn .............and that bloody awful Steven Fry i shudder when i think of him bangin that young kid he married .......
  14. Mel have you navigated the Arabian crack....recently.....or the Goat of Hormuz
  15. A braggart pig...........best not use it for breeding
  16. could have been worse ...might have been the Van Halen belt
  17. looks boring ...but tastes supreme smacked haddock in full cream milk with backed potatoe (give me ole tum a rest from spices and suchlike)
  18. what about the lizard people ??
  19. that black pudding looks the real deal...
  20. had some from the bloody SPAR shop their own brand .....it was Shit Marmalade
  21. Ticket to see god......
  22. but the lizard people would be ok ..............the monarchy and such like
  23. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    she announced on state TV ....that is Boris Johnson became Prime minister she would leave the country all i can say is .."why the feck are you still here you lying whore"
  24. ditchman

    Pet hates.

    Jasmin Alibi -Brown................nasty hypocrite champagne socialist...self styled bullshit hack ...needs a damn good thrashing and chucking down a well....effin bitch
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