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mel b

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  1. mel b

    Dumb B1tch

    Those slug eyebrows, make even the prettiest of women look mentally unstable.
  2. Shame on that piece of shit that assaulted the young woman , and shame on the police . Both of them are a disgrace, and should hang their heads in shame. It's something that every one of us is expected to get used to now. This is the way that this country will be . The only positive , is that the young woman seems to be a very smart young person , that won't let that piece of shit bother her too much. It's just a shame she didn't have a male friend or relative handy , that could have taught the piece of shit some manners .
  3. At least that's something. Let's just hope that they get everything that they deserve.
  4. Let's hope he gets caught , and see how he likes getting weighed off with a ten stretch.
  5. That's how Sunday dinner is supposed to be . If you can move again before Monday morning, you've been short changed .
  6. Your food to plate ratio is world class .
  7. Savages , just f***ing savages!!!.
  8. Women and booze mainly
  9. mel b

    Pewit

    Dude when that gang of lads said to you want to come back to our van for a few drinks , you should have just said no. Is your bum OK?.
  10. I'll definitely be giving that a go .
  11. He's sitting in a rocking chair in the parlour , and wearing his nans clothes
  12. So is euphemism a polite word for a ladies growler ?. I've never heard one called a euphemism before . I've heard one that echoed like a cave though
  13. Did they taste as good as they look ?.
  14. How dare you speak to a lady like that. Is akita a polite word for a ladies growler ?.
  15. Yep. I'm no conspiracy theorist , but that one made me look twice
  16. That cup of chips is making me very uncomfortable dido . It's a bit unnatural.
  17. That made my conspiracy theory nerve twitch when I heard it on the news .
  18. This xray scanner won't be able to find really well hidden bodies in the woods will it ?. Just asking for a mate
  19. Pah, mchull will just pay from the loose change in his car ashtray . NEWSFLASH. Vladimir putin reads post on the hunting life , and immediately phones Zelensky and says sorry !!!.
  20. You should have mentioned that you'll send mchull over to have a word . That would have got their attention .
  21. It's because the world is now full of f***ing idiots . With no real grip on reality .
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