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mel b

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  1. That's just the type of stock that he came from . It was going to end one of two ways , prison , or a bullet , it just happened to be a coppers bullet. You could have written his story before it happened.
  2. He played the " f**k around and find out" game , and came second.
  3. mel b

    Krakow

    You wouldn't have a phone number would you ?. Just asking for a mate .
  4. Make it smell like bubblegum
  5. My dick or that cat ?.
  6. It reminds me of that time I shaved my dick to make it look bigger
  7. I always lick my finger , I'm very considerate like that me
  8. The place where I buy pheasant feed sells kerosene , so I'll probably grab five gallons when I'm getting a few bags of wheat. It'll probably last me a year .
  9. I'll get the funnel, I suppose it's my turn to give you your andrews enema again .
  10. Unfortunately, I don't have one of those . My mrs does though , its me . She never has to pay for a feckin thing
  11. Don't feckin do it !!! , the asda deli counter staff , have only just got the shit off the wales from his last dirty protest . It took that poor woman days to get it out of her hair
  12. Feck me , I couldn't even afford to wash up at a place like that .
  13. The farmer will be getting cockburn . Leo will mostly be getting arseburn
  14. That looks absolutely spot on . You'll be giving Arry a run for his money .
  15. More than anything , this was just a test. This heater is from my wife's workshop . It's 8kw, and it's probably four or five years old . I bought her a new one for her workshop ( only £79.00), and I had this one to play around with . Now that I've tested it , I know that I'll only need a single 110ah battery, and a cheap 100w solar panel , to give me all the electricity/heating that I'll need. Once this heater gives up the ghost . I'll probably replace it with a cheap 2kw heater .
  16. Kerosene might be the way forward then .
  17. I'm not honestly sure Walt. I know that they'll run on kerosene. I'll most probably run it on red diesel . On a low setting I think they use about 0.1l per hour , so cost isn't really an issue .
  18. Quick update. Who's f***ing stupid idea was it to put a diesel heater in a tiny caravan?. I'm sitting here in my pants with all the windows open . Got my hands on a diesel heater yesterday . It only took half an hour to fit , and works extremely well . It appears to use very little battery power and diesel , and although it's a bit too warm on its lowest setting at the moment, I reckon it'll be perfect when the winter temperatures arrive. Thankyou for all the advice gents .
  19. Curry goat is my favourite curry . My daughter makes it for me in batches .
  20. That's just f***ing Sickening dido.
  21. Which side are they supporting dido ?. I might just be having a thick moment, but it doesn't seem clear.
  22. It's actually something that my shooting mate (paddy) made up . We used to take the piss out of our other shooting mate , and say he's got a tiny cock called a femmipenis .
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