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mel b

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  1. mel b

    Honer

    I can only agree with that one mate
  2. I'm not too sure about that purple mashed potato mack .
  3. mel b

    Honer

    That's no excuse not to shag it , but you wouldn't wanna marry it .
  4. You spotted macks olive hole. Not me .
  5. Nothing at all . I just have a very innocent mind , and hadn't noticed it
  6. I hadn't noticed until you mentioned it .
  7. mel b

    Honer

    These things always amaze me. How can someone with such obvious intelligence, be such a fuckwit ?.
  8. Don't be so hard on your self mate , you're not scum , you're just riff raff .
  9. Theirs definitely enough to go around
  10. I always offer to buy them food, but I won't give them cash either.
  11. I would if she wasn't built like a sumo wrestler , with the attitude of a rottweiler .
  12. Bloody show off !. Mine gets a kick up the arse when she's down !.
  13. He has me in bits . He's a modern day les Dawson.
  14. That's the problem with a woodland. You buy it to just sit in and relax , but little by little, it becomes a full time job , that you have to fit in around your other full time job . At least most of it is pretty enjoyable .
  15. I've been clearing the bracken from a couple of spots at my place . I've been doing it about three times a year , for about five years . It seems to have pretty much stopped it now though . I wanted to do more , but on the really steep parts , the juice just ain't worth the squeeze. What will you be planting ?. If you want , oak , Hazel, Holly, rowan . You're more than welcome to pop up and get as many saplings as you want . I put in a few sweet chestnuts , but the farmers sheep got in and ate the lot. The fuckers did the same with the Tenby daffodils. I've got a co
  16. You've been busy grafting again dude. Strimming bracken is hard going at this time of year. I'll be doing a bit of strimming next weekend, and opening up a trail across the side of a steep hill , to make my shooting range easier to access. I'll be doing a 100yrd path , but I'll be using a rotavaor . That really takes the sting out of it.
  17. Oh no , jeemes hit the olive trigger .
  18. You do some fantastic looking work stav .
  19. If ever you stand for president of the whole world. I'm voting for you mate .
  20. mel b

    Potcheen

    That's absolutely brilliant mate . Thankyou very much . I've just dropped you a pm.
  21. mel b

    IN-LAWS

    I love your posts mitre. They bring sunshine to my dreary life mate .
  22. mel b

    IN-LAWS

    I've had two mother in laws , that have both sadly passed. Both of them were wonderful women.
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