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mel b

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  1. Disturbed is a very negative word , I prefer adventurous .
  2. I became a grandad at 53 , and I absolutely f***ing love it.
  3. I don't mind rubbing his balls for him , if he let's me have a go on those tits
  4. mel b

    A deep one

    Mchull wouldn't need a tea spoon . He would use the force , because he is the force !!! .
  5. Spot on tats . He tries to play the cheeky chappy , but he's shit at it. He's not humorous, he's just a f***ing irritating twat. In fairness to him though , he's probably done nothing wrong legally, he's probably just been playing the part that he's been payed to play , and taken it a bit too far for some folks.
  6. He's an irritating knob anyway . It's about time he was kicked off the telly.
  7. Yeah but did you still shag her for old times sake ? .
  8. Have you thought about buying a piece of riverside land , that has its own mooring dc ?. Land is getting more expensive over the last few years , but long term it would be much cheaper than living in a marina , and you can still cash it out when you've finished with it. I was looking at narrow boats a few years ago , but it worked out to be as expensive as renting a house if you had a permanent mooring in a marina. I looked at a nice piece of land , with its own 40yard Mooring . The thing that stopped me from buying it , was that it was next to a piece of council land , and Poli
  9. Top grub, and a nice bit of history to go with it . What's not to love .
  10. That grub looks right up my street mack
  11. Spotted bonnie blue at the butchers.
  12. mel b

    Pet hates.

    You aren't still upset at them for taking your bin away because you're a very naughty boy are you .
  13. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Nope . That's the reason why the binmen wouldn't empty golys bin . His man purse was in there with his dildo.
  14. mel b

    Pet hates.

    See , now we're moving in the right direction. Probably the best thing to do , is call it a satchel , then place it gently at the bottom of the dustbin , and we'll never speak of the matter ever again .
  15. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Come on mush . Even someone that wears a man purse(euphemism for come bum me), knows that calling it a man purse doesn't improve the situation.. Even Freddie mercury said that he'd never wear a man purse because of the homosexual flag waving of it
  16. mel b

    Pet hates.

    A man purse? , a f***ing man purse ???. You've let me down , you've let the whole of the hunting life down , but worst of all , you've let yourself down. Even Elton john won't wear a man purse , because it makes him look too gay . For fucks sake mush .
  17. That's more befitting of a man of your most discerning culinary tastes mack.
  18. f**k me , I've seen some shite on here , but this is the best
  19. Some excellent finds dc. I'm guessing the white powder wasn't washing powder . Usually if anything shooting related turns up at work , the lads give it to me . I've had some cracking bits and bobs over the years.
  20. We've done that a few times over the years , and it never goes down very well . First you get the stench of the weed getting crushed in the back of the truck , then you get a young lad having a hysterical meltdown. It's never come to axe attacks with me though . My mate once found three bin liners stuffed full with different flavours of weed , in bushes on a council car park.
  21. Cheers charts. Hopefully it's nothing more sinister than human error.
  22. What and who would benefit from the death of all those poor people scotty ?.
  23. I shall do as every good diplomat would do , when an upstanding elder statesman of the hunting life makes a culinary faux pas . I shall look the other way , and pretend that it didn't happen .
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